Born August 23rd 1981

David was once in a band called Hymn, with Kym Marsh (Ex Hear'Say member)

It would be inappropriate to introduce David to your parents, unless your 
parents like talking at length about the ins and outs of Rumpo

David Sleeps with an inflatable spider man

He also has two duvet sets: One is the Beano, the other is the Dandy. "I refuse 
to mix and Match the pillowcases," He fumes

David has refused to entertain the notion of Shaving his chest for the purpose 
of being in a boyband.

David Smokes. He hasn't taken much notice of those new 'smoking makes you 
impotent' warnings on fag packets, either. Then again it would probably take a 
nuclear bomb in his boxers to make David Impotent

According to Sparx, David's always the one to go out on the tiles. "Even if he's 
ill or has work the next day"

David owns Novelty Slippers, and sees no shame in this.