Ask Seru

Welcome reader, you have stumbled upon the finest advice column next to every other shitty advice column in every paper across the world. Just a simple E-mail to me and using my wordly wisdom and expert advice, I shall help you to resolve your problem. Enjoy.

Damn, I noticed Jeff.K from Something Awful names his game advice thing (or something) Ask Jeff K. So I guess I'll change the name of this since I don't like to be an unoriginal guy. The new name? Fuck it, I'm too lazy to make one up.

Part 1
I help a bevy of characters, those being a dyke whore, a gay Aussie that makes even gayer comics, the other 10% of our fanbase, and someone with a fetish for anime characters noses.

Part 2
More letters then ever before. Watch as I dispense my sage like advice on topics like what gender a person should choose, why Moldova is far more evil then the French, and why pornstars shouldn't work at gas stations. MAGIC.

Part 3
I share my deity like wisdom once more. Honey in pussies, people stabbing each other in the head with screwdrivers, and good old anal sex. Good times.