You can take away the rivers, the snow, even the beautiful glare of the sun, but lord.. please lord... don't take away pussy. Pussy is a magical, delicious treat given to us by god. We can eat it, we can lick it, we can stick our dicks into it. It fills a hunger that we don't know exist. Pussy is sweet, it's nice and creamy, it tastes like chicken. You can eat pussy with blue apples and pink banana's too, for extra flavor. Pussy is the best thing to ever exist. EVER. Tities? They're ok. But find me a woman with a nice, juicy pussy, and you've found yourself a man who'd commit suicide just to come back and ghost rape her. If I could be revived with my brain cells still intact, I'd become a woman. Then I'd go around and have guys constantly gang rape me by shoving there cocks all around me, sticking them up my fat, hot pussy, my asshole, sticking them in my spreaded lips, and between my tits, while I hold two in each of my palms and masturbate them, then time it just right so that they all cum on my body at the same time, just so I can feel the hot goo stick against me and dry up. I'd do this everyday for at least a month, and eventually my pussy would be so fat and wide that it could handle two cocks at once. And even then that wouldn't be enough. God I love pussy. I wish I could buy pussy on a stick, then I'd rub it against the base of my cock and explode in cum. Then afterwards I'd eat the rubber skin from the stick and smile in delight. If pussy didn't exist, I don't think I'd wanna go on.
In short, I love to masturbate to the movie Teen Wolf. Michael J. Fox's lips are just perfect in that movie. I masturbate to him quite often, even in spin city.
[editor's note: this page was made especially homoerotic specifically for Da Faggot Bouncer]