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Brandylion
She's the first Triple Life Girl, and the sexiest one so far
(that we have proof of). Mind you, she claims to have a
boyfriend, and if she didn't, she would gladly donate her body
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As cute as a doll. . . lets not get too specific on what type.
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Wet T-shirt. . . I guess she was being
literal.
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Our own Ace Kendo sat down with Brandylion the other day, and she
was happy enough to answer a few questions for out viewers:
What's your real name?-
Brandalyn, a silly Southern redneck name for such a glamorous
princess. My brothers have many unflattering nicks for me, but most
people call me Brandy.
Age?-
16-going-on-26.
What about your sexual preference?-
Heterosexual. I apologize for disappointing Ace Kendo, who hopes
that all women are bisexual.
Have you ever had hot lesbian sex?-
I won't answer that.
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"Brandalyn, a silly
Southern redneck name for such a glamorous princess." |
What made you interested in Midwest for Triple Life?-
I saw a pic of Triple Life wearing a DBZ bandana & he had a
rather large & very intriguing bulge in the right place under his
shirt, so I decided to see if there were any more like that. Alas,
there wasn't, but I stayed for the comedy & became fond of the
staff's antics.
What are your favorite things on the site?-
I liek teh comix! I also enjoy the editorials & the features.
Seru's Journal of a Gas Jockey I & II are so uplifting for me,
because not only do they bring a smile to my face, but they make me
realize that my own life really doesn't suck that much after all.
What are your least favorite?-
The game reviews. I don't play them.
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"I saw a pic of Triple
Life wearing a DBZ bandana & he had a rather large &
very intriguing bulge in the right place under his
shirt," |
Which staff member is your favorite?-
I don't have a favorite; all of them are equally worthless, uh I
mean, worthy.
So, are all women naturally bisexual?-
I'm not sure. Ask Kuririn's Nose.
What do you look for in a man?-
A nice ass. And a good sense of humor, gotta make me laugh! I want
romance. He doesn't have to buy me a dozen roses & take me on a
moonlit cruise, but giving me a bunch of beautiful wildflowers &
taking me on a picnic will inspire much fondness.
What would it take to get into your pants?-
Five shots of Tequila & tell me that you're Brendan Fraser.
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"A nice ass. And a good
sense of humor, gotta make me laugh!" |
What has been in your pants?-
Panties, female menstruation products. Haha, nothing titillating,
eh?
Any hobbies?-
I collect many things, which I'm too embarrassed to name, water
sports, shopping, ogling (discreetly) male asses, terrorizing my
brothers & their friends.
I feel very honored to be considered hot enough to be a Triple
Life Girl. This will look soooo cool on my future resumes!
-Ace Kendo is now full of himself, as beautiful and
supple girls fling pictures and personal information at him like
panties at a strip show.
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