Contest Speech

The amazing (exceptionally gay) contest has ended, and to redeem ourselves, (Ourselves, meaning Ace Kendo) we made the greatest human being in the world the winner. SPACE GHOST. Not to be confused with the cartoon that I've never seen thanks to Canadian cable television. We asked him for a speech, and it is nothing short of spectacular. Laugh, cry, enjoy.

i would like to thank some people first: thanks to the staff of triple life, for this honor my friend Kory, who i steel a lot of my material T.V., where get most of my material and finally i would like to thank Pan The Goat God

now that that's over w/ i think ill rant some

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II:

it sucks crap, the first on is far superior. Here are some of the reasons: Casey Jones, its more true to the show,dosent have vanilla ice in it.

Lara Croft:

I really like what Lara Croft has done to legitimize women as game characters, and gamers. Plus, she's got giant hooters.

Kissing:

I like kissing lades there soft.

If I where a woman:

I would shoot bottle rockets out my vagina. I have sex all time time, w/ men and women. I would stick different objects in it.and other things of that nature.

And thus concludes my speech.

Space Ghost

Applause is appropriate, so clap you ingrates.

-Seru40