Part one: Start
Part two: Nazi Correlations?

Nazi Sig-Heil, or Chi-harnessing?
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Now, I need to address an interesting aspect of this
movie. A Nazi correlation to the Master of the Flying
Guillotine. Now, yes, he is Chinese, and the Swastika is
an ancient Middle Eastern/Indian symbol, but the Master wears
his with pride as he slices off the heads of one-armed
fighters. But his ruthless hunt of one-armed boxers rivals
the evilness of the Hitler's lover-boys.
Comparisons: They
both have crazy mustaches, target specific groups to kill
(Hitler : Jews; Master : One-armed men), and love the swastika.
Differences: Hitler was a European mutt, Master is
Chinese and blind. Hitler hated all ethnic groups save
Germanic peoples, Master just hates one-armed fighters and Ming
supporters. Hitler enjoyed sodomizing his underage niece,
then getting kicked in his one testicle by Eva, Master just
liked to pop people's heads off with his flying tampon/circumciser
of doom.
I bet
that Hitler would have creamed his pants if he could have gotten
a hold of a few flying guillotines for his storm troopers. |
Yeah,
I probably am just pulling too much out of a simple swastika, but when
comedy lands in your lap, you have to accept it.
Finally, the pointless
Japanese master.
They had to include a Japanese fighter with a
large rice-patty hat. He's actually pretty cool looking, but the
one-armed boxer kills him with one of his powerful chi-harnessed
punches. That's all I really have to say about that.

Huh? I am Japanese, I have a hat, and I am a master.
WITH A HAT!
No Flying Guillotine gonna fit around that fucker.
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Big Trouble in Little China brings the hat to a new level of
cool.
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Well, I say we need more movies like this
one. Cripple combat is some of the best fighting around.
Anyone that has seen Cruel Masters (armless and legless fighters
defeat a cruel master with an iron back) will attend to this. A
one-armed man against an old blind guy is just the type of fucked up
gimp fighting I need to get my day going. This is a bit of
a rare find, but it recently has been restored from the original
negative on DVD, though I hear the disc sucks. Rent this, or try
to buy a good copy. If you want a good laugh, get the dub, if
you want a more serious feel, go fuck yourself.
-Ace Kendo
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