James K. Polk vs. MechaJames K. Polk

One day our 11th president James K. Polk was in his study, deciding on what to do about the war with Mexico. When suddenly, a cold iron version of him self (with a Mexican flag on it's chest) burst though the window!

"Look out Mr. President!" shouted a secret service agent as he leaped at the metal menace. But he easily swatted to the floor. The same was true of the next three agents that attempted to foil the robot's fiendish plan.

"Guess it's just you and me, bub" Polk said just before he swung at the mechanical monstrosity. Mecha Polk was barley phased by the attack, and countered with his Mech Uppercut attack that sent regular Polk flying across the room.

James got up and ran at the iron intruder, Mecha Polk swung at him but James ducked at got behind him. He grabed him, flipped him around, and yelled "Polk Slam!", as he sent his clockwork combatant to the floor!

Out of ideas, Mecha Polk lit the dynamite in his chest. James K. knew he had to do something, so he got a pair of scissors and cut the fuse. "Dynamite defused!" he exclaimed. He helped the agents to their feet, but as they were leaving MechaJames got up and charged! Polk got him with his K. Kick and it sent the attempted assassin into a fileing cabinet. "File him under G, for garbage."

The End

-Space Ghost

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