Ninja Scroll

On a larf, whatever the fuck that means, I decided to assist Triple Life by writing him a review of a masterpiece Anime, Ninja Scroll. It won some award at some jap award festival I believe, so it must be good, right? Not only is the cast of characters both interesting and well developed, but the intriguing storyline makes this a repeat viewing for sure. The sword play, the love subplot, the violence interweave to build it up to a fever pitch, like the first time you ever masturbated. That was some good times.

Now what shall I focus on? The woman that has snakes coming out of her vagina? The big freak guy that can make his skin stone, that enjoys not only drinking gallons of blood but rape as well. A role model if I ever knew one. The definition of role model I would say. The chick that has the poison pussy? Notice how I went from woman to chick and vagina to pussy? That’s the magic of sexism. Anyways, there’s some blind guy with good hearing. He sucks. As well, we have a bird bitch that causes corpses to walk around and randomly explode. By the way, I don’t know any of the names, so don’t complain about that. Then there’s the queer guy who wants to fuck the guy that can miraculously cause his limbs to reattach. And some bee fag that got killed in 2 minutes. Fuck, and the shadow freak that comes out of shadows that fingered the poisoned chick. So basically, the henchman live anywhere from 2 to 10 minutes each, except the gay guy. Gay guys seem to stay alive a lot longer than straight guys in anime. They’re like cockroaches. I only use that as an example because it has the word cock in it.

Anyways, screw those guys, I’m focussing on one thing. The ninja master to poison bitch. After her whole group of ninjas get their asses kicked, and she gets raped by the rock skin freak, she goes back to tell him. What’s he doing? FUCKING SOME CHICK UP THE ASS! Plus he does it the entire time he talks to her. I mean fuck man, the least you can do is pull out. No, no, he just sits there banging her over and over. Not only is that bad, but its completely unexpected, so when you watch it the first time, and you have your speakers and sub woofer set up, then your entire family hears some chick moaning orgasmically(not a real word). Not that I speak from experience. About the anal fucking thing at least. Anyways, there’s also some guy called Jubei that’s the protagonist or something. So, all in all, this is a must see. For more ninja style violence, watch Ninja Resurrection. It’s got a lot more senseless killing.

-Seru40