RE: I Love Sexy Animé Bitches

As I read over Triple Life’s little editorial, I love sexy anime bitches (you’re not impressing anyone with that little gay ‘ thing) I came to a realization. One, fawning over lines drawn by a pencil is sad and pathetic, and two, black men who love anime bitches are funny, in a sad way. Not necessarily in that order. Of course you might say, “Gee Seru40, replying to an editorial that was written just to fill content is pretty gay.” Well get that cock out of your ear junior. I felt a need to fill content as well.


Is she sexy to you?  Sick bastards.
ABOVE: A fabled "Sexy" Anime Bitch. Can cartoons be sexy?



One, that editorial was merely a ploy to get unwitting fools to send Triple Life hentai. I suggest you send him pictures of yaoi, or gay hentai. And the title is misleading. He says he loves sexy anime bitches, yet he starts talking about how much he loves hentai. I feel it should be renamed “I’m a horny lad that jacks off to jap cartoon shit.” Hell, the majority of the editorial is that, so rename it you bastard. Then he says Allah loves you. FUCKING ALLAH??!! Allah would sooner come down and feast on your demon heart than love you for sending him hentai. As well, a promise of Supermodels giving sexual acts is pretty much going to be a let down, so just put it away. If you know what I mean, I'm not being that subtle.


Of course, at the end he tells us to lynch him. So it wasn’t a total waste. This editorial in no way is a lame attempt to fill content and piss Triple Life off. No, no. [editor's note: I think that it was.]


-Seru40

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