Punkasss is a Bitter, Bitter Young Man

Hello, bitches, my name is PunkAsss, and I am writing a splendid little editorial for Triple Life. I question as to why I am doing it because I have many ethical reasons not to:

1) Triple Life probably won't accept the editorial

2) Triple Life is not funny at all.

However, as circumstances go, Triple Life has gained a certain amount of undeserved prestige. It is even linked to DBZ Uncensored. Well, that's a big heap of PROOF AGAINST THE EXISTANCE OF GOD.

I know what you are thinking, "PunkAsss, why are you so bitter? Sure Triple Life is really stupid, but its popularitie will die down eventually due to the inept staff members." Well, first of all, you misspelled "popularity", dumbass, and secondly, I am pissed because I wrote an editorial for them, and it was turned down. Yes, something that I wrote was turned down. Anybody who has read anything that I have ever written should be drilling a hole into his temple over this news. I can take a shit on a piece of paper and come up with better literature than some of the nonsense found on that site. (Ex: Anything Terrene has ever written) Am I the only one who wakes up in a pool of sweat wondering why anything that stupid bitch has ever created was actually put onto a website linked by Chris Psaros? I hope not. Hell, I'm surprised the world didn't implode as soon as her first comic was uploaded.

Anyway, getting back to my beautiful editorial that was rejected, that thing was utter beauty, and it was rejected on the grounds that, "There were too much inside jokes that only dwellers of certain forums would understand." Well, I find that absurd after viewing gems like this one:

For any of you non-forum dwellers who read that, (all four staff members are actually stupid enough to believe that anybody clicked that link from DBZ Uncensored and visited the site more than once) all three of the girls featured in that comic are residents of a specific forum. See, it's funny to people who know them because their interesting personality quirks are mentioned (sarcasm).

Now, an argument could be made that my rejected editorial simply wasn't funny enough for Triple Life. To refute that statement, I cite the entire website. More specifically, I cite this:

Once again, I'm picking on Ashton, but there is probably shit there that is even less humorous, like Ace's comics that portray everybody with a different person in every frame.

I am about to wrap this editorial up, so I will now answer the question on everybody's mind: "How is this editorial going to get put on Triple Life? It just insults the site constantly, and it contains none of the repetitive, cliche humor that keep the idiotic forum goers laughing it up."

Well, to answer your question:

Karnov, Karnov, Karnov. He's a fat Russian Pimp. Triple Life is black, Seru is Canadian, and Yogurtman is YOGURT!!!