Name: "Main Event" Chris Davis Opponent: Fed Record: 1-0-0 Career Record: 20-3-4 PPV Record: 1-1-0 UWF Titles Held: TV Titlex2, North American Title. Past Titles Held: ASW Stable, UWF TVx2, UWF North American, XWA Crusierweight Current Title: NONE People Mentioned:

[[The Scene opens in the living room of Chris' new home. The room is well furnished and the walls are painted white. The TV is on and it is showing VP Pelrine announcing the new card for next Tuesday's Fright Card. VP Pelrine then announces that not only is Chris Davis back in the World title tounrnament but he is facing SHowTime in a first round match. Also Chris Davis has been booked against the Master in a Television title match for their main event. The camera goes to focus on Chris who is sitting on the couch with Creature's mask covering his face smiling like a moron. He has on red cargos and a UWF logo shirt. The same from the last time we saw him. His hair is tied back in a pony tail. Chris shakes his head jokingly and then begins to speak.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: NOBODY SAW IT COMING! All of you were played as morons. All of you were played for idiots! Jeremy Diaz and Chris Davis have joined forces to become the GREATEST power in UWF history. I mean we are bigger than the Mega-Powers in the WWF for crying out loud. And the best part is, nobody saw it coming. None of you in your wildest dreams ever believed that Chris Davis and Jeremy Diaz would ever join forces. But you should have seen the looks on your faces when we took our masks off to reveal ourselves. My god. I was leaving the arena getting into my car and I swear that three UWF roster members just stood there staring at me like they saw a ghost or Armageddon just hit. And you know guys maybe you were right. I mean the Cocky Mother Fuckas are here and well if any of you get in our way...It'll be dooms day for you! "Main Event" Chris Davis: But then there is Creature. I mean that guy was slower that the rest of the world. When we jumped his ass it felt great. It felt great to beat the shit out of the one man who not only did NOT deserbe the World Title, but who held it with such pride that his ego got the better of him. Going around rating wrestlers with teh Creature STAR System? Give me a break! But you know what? I was a little disapointed that the UNSTOPPABLE CREATURE, was just a regular Joe after we ripped that stupid mask off his head! [[Chris rips the Mask off of his face and hold it in his hand. With his left hand he pulls out a lighter and lights the mask aflame. he throws it on the ground and watches it melt and burn. Laughing, he turns his attention back to the camera.]] "Main Event" CHris Davis: But now, I guess it's safe to say that we can chock one up...for the BAD GUYS! Now let's think of something. Who can stop me now? I was unbeatable as a Cardinal Sinner but look who I have backing me up right now! JEREMY FUCKING DIAZ! Now, I have been walking around town and I have gotten looks from these...PEONS on the street telling me I TURNED MY BACK? Telling me that i was just another low life? Excuse me chumps, if you don't remember, let's think back to when you all TURNED YOUR BACKS ON ME! Everyone did. The UWF did, the fans did, my friends did. But look who has come out on top again...That's right...THE MAIN FUCKING EVENT! That's who. And I owe it all to myself and my new best friend JEREMY DIAZ! And together, with the fans or without them. We will be ruling the UWF until we are DONE WITH IT! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Well I guess I'm the lucky one today aren't I? I mean I get two wins on Fright already. One against Showtime and then one against the Master. Meaning not only am I one step closer to my world title but also I win MY TV title back. What a day. And to make it all better, I went to the store, and won a free Pepsi! Now tell me that isn't sweet. But let's once again recap on the happenings as of yet. I mean I was talking to people backstage at Showdown last night and I just realized that my old pal Matt Ozman won himself the eXtreme Title. Way to go Matt. I mean I guess it was a good idea seeing that you're what? The Number one contendor for the TV Title? SO I guess it was a good idea for the Head Office to keep as as far apart from eachother as they can. C'mon Matt no hard feelings but don't you remember what happened when we fought in the XWA? Because Matt if you don't, I do. I mean it was the match that was sooo hyped in the UWF and it happened. Ladder match, ONE SIDED VICTORY by CHris Davis. I mean you didn't even touch me. Not that it would have mattered. I mean you do hit like a girl! Anyway I have a match against Master for the TV title in the Main Event of Fright. And you know what Master? If my memory serves me correctly we have also fought in the past. And when we did meet in the ring I kicked your ass! And the best part Master was the fact that it was for the North American Title. I showed the world that you were nothing but a flaming large homosexual and now...Now I get to show them again. Master, we will stand nose to...well stomach in the center of the ring. You will look down at me and I will smoke you so hard you'll feel like a crack pipe for crying out loud. But you know, this won't be personal dude. We can be friends if you want. Just I want you to know that I will be the better friend too...Well that got me off topic didn't it? "Main Event" Chris Davis: Now Master, sometimes I worry about people like you. I mean, you go around acting all big and all but you know what? You are absolutely nothing! I mean you are doing the same thing that you did last time when we faced eachother. Acting all tough up against the short kid but Master you have yet to realize that you can't beat me...I am sorry little buddy but when it comes down to it, christ you are just another Jobber to me. Christ what the hell is wrong with you? You are just a dumb floozy! You are useless to the world, useless to me, and whether you show up or not really doesn't matter because the final result will be the same...MY HAND in the air...and your ass on the ground. But you see Master, I want you to know that this is strictly Buisness. I mean I like talking to you backstage about how your girlfriend won't make love to you because of the fact that you are....how do I say it? Ill-equipped? Now Master, I don't want to go around running my mouth because that is not what I am all about. But let's think of something. In your last promo I believe you were a bit to over confident about your "WIN" over Chris Davis. You see Master, you will NEVER beat Chris Davis. Not in a million years. Hell you could travel to the future and fight my DEAD CARCASS and I swear to you Master...I swear to you that the result will be the same as always...And you know that the result is going to be Me HANDING you your ass! [[Chris picks something out of his teeth and spits it onto the ground]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Now what about this ShowTime guy? I mean he goes around talking shit about who? ME! Me of all people. This guy thinks he can win the World Title? Christ boy if...and I mean IF you get past me, how do you expect to get past Matt Ozman!? Tell me that punk. Actually don't bother its a waist of breath because there is no way in HELL that you can possibly beat me. Just look at you, you are like a JObber and I am pretty much a LEGEND! You walk around saying I stabbed people in the back? Dude you aren't worth my time you know that? You are a piece of shit. I mean have you ever takin a shit and it had taken like 10 minutes and at the end you feel relieved? Well you know what? When I get through with you, I think I will also be relieved because I will never have to listen to your whiney voice EVER again, you know why? Because My foot will be so far up your ass that you will be too preoccupied choking on my big TOE! ShowTime, maybe you better realize something and that is that when we do indeed get into the ring and we do meet. It will be your time to realize that ITS SHOWTIME! So you stupid slut, maybe you better answer my question.. What is a show...WITHOUT THE MAIN EVENT?! [[Chris lays back into his chair and continues to watch Showdown. He shakes his head and exclaims "What a Wanker". The camera fades out.]]