Name: "Main Event" Chris Davis Opponent: Matt OZman Fed Record: 3-0-0 Career Record: 22-3-4 PPV Record: 1-1-0 UWF Titles Held: TV Titlex3, North American Title. Past Titles Held: ASW Stable, UWF TVx3, UWF North American, XWA Crusierweight Current Title: UWF TV Title

[[The scene fades into a Toys R Us store where Kids are running around grabbing their favorite toys and making a total mess. Among the children is Chris Davis who starts running past them wearing his CMF t-shirt and black cargos. His hair is tied back and he has gold sunglasses on. He turns the corner and with the camera following, it captures a shot of Chris pushing over a small 10 year old boy. The boy hits the ground as Chris grabs the last "Chris Davis" Action figure. He raises it into the air and yells in triumph. The small boy lays there unconcious. Chris then looks down at the child and walks away whistling before the child's parents could see him. Chris turns another corner and gets in the line for the cash register.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Man what luck! The last Chris Davis action figure and its all mine. I told Diaz that they would sell like hot cakes and was I ever right! Where is that cock-knobbler anyway? I mean I was supposed to meet him for a beer after this. Ah well.. I guess this gives me time to reminis of times past and talk about my future match with Matt OZman. Now I have said some harsh words today and Matt I must say that I didn't mean to hurt your feelings and scare you off with my words. But let's face it, you have never been this quiet before a match in your career dude, what's wrong? Look don't answer that. I mean dude I know you, we used to be great friends I believe and you know what? You are much smarter than the rest of my opponents. You see they all make the same mistake, they trash talk Chris Davis and pay the price. Matt, you kept your mouth shut. I think I may go easy on you....no! No you see you lost that chance asswipe! You haven't even put effort into the last match we had and so help me god Matthew if I don't get 100% effort in this match, I will tie you up and I will beat your head in until you can't even remember the face of your own mother! But Ozman seriously, I want to know where you are. Are you going to go pull some Bullshit and trash talk me at like 3 in the morning when I am not awake enough to trash back? Or are you going to get some friends to come and kick my ass? Because let's face it, not a whole lot of people are too fond of me here in the UWF. Not that it matters but listen up Matt. You can go grab a ton of friends...it won't make a difference because I am the Main Event Chris Davis, and that is 10 steps better than anyone else in the UWF! Jeremy Diaz: 10 steps Chris? You're better than I thought! [[The camera turns around to see Jeremy Diaz. He is wearing a black beater and a pair of blue baggy jeans. He has black okleys on aswell. He smirks at Chris as Chris shakes his head.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Of course I am 10 points better than the rest of the morons the UWF Has to show. I mean look at them. Showtime, Master, Criss Angel, you! I can take any of them at any time I want! Jeremy Diaz: Strong words coming from a grown man buying a doll- "Main Event" Chris Davis: WHOA! Its an ACTION FIGURE dude. And look at it. I got the one with the TV title. The same TV title that I have won 3 times and lost 0! Damn...JD I am better than I thought. Maybe I'm like 99 times better than the rest of these idiots in the UWF. Dude you better watch out cause I am gonna run through this tourney! Jeremy Diaz: Yeah, but think about it. You have the easy side. You only have to beat Matt Ozman and Criss Angel. I have to fight some moron who openly admits that he not only was raped at the age of 7 but also killed a man. Now Master that is not a good idea son. I mean you could get in a load of shit for pullin' stuff like that. Not to mention...dude you killed a man what is wrong with you?! Are you some sort of psycho-freak? MY lord I dunno if I want to fight this guy, he may shoot me too! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Nah dude don't worry. I mean the Master is like a tamed kitten! Jeremy Diaz: I guess, I mean you wiped the floor with him on Tuesday Chris. It was like one sided all the way and you even won when Showtime interfered... Man you are pure skill you know that? But you see Master you are not. All you are is some big, fat stupid slow-minded buffoon who doesn't know a waistlock from a donut! If skills were a job, you'd be on welfare you dumb slut! And you know what? When I do get you in the ring and when I do beat your face in, I will be doing it for all of the fat slowminded people who YOU master are giving a bad name! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Dude Master was pretty easy! But I mean what do you expect? We're CHRIS DAVIS and JEREMY DIAZ. The two top guys in the industry and he is just a bigger...dumber...slower...jobber who is biting off WAY more than he can chew! But dude you know whats great? After you beat Master, it means he has nothing to brag about. I mean look at him, I beat him twice, you beat him god knows how many times, how many times has he beaten us? *Buzzer sound* NONE! And he will NEVER beat us. WHy? Becuase we are the COCK MOTHER FUCKERS And he is...well he is...a...well Master is a large piece of shit in my toilet! [[Chris gets to the front of the line and hands the woman at the desk the action figure. She looks at him sideways.]] Cashier: A little old for dolls aren't you? "Main Event" Chris Davis: First off, its an ACTION FIGURE. And secondly, shut your mouth you filthy whore! God I'll give you the money just god don't talk to me! Jeremy Diaz: Dude that was cold! "Main Event" Chris Davis: What's wrong hunny? Want some ice to help with that burn?! OUCH! Lord have mercy! [[The cashier rings in the toy and Chris hands her 20 bucks. She gives him his 4 dollars change and the two men laugh as they leave Toys R Us.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Dude look at this thing! Its perfect. Looks exactly like me! Jeremy Diaz: Dude put the doll away! You wonder why you don't have a girlfriend- [[Chris looks like he is going to snap.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Jeremy, what part of ACTION FIGURE do you not understand?! And secondly, the reason I don't have a girlfriend is the simple fact that there are no girls who are up to my standards! God don't you get these things?! Jeremy Diaz: Dude chill...Look all I know is that we better come out on top tomorrow night or we will look like fools and I hate looking stupid! So here is the plan. *looks at camera* Master, I want you to listen up and listen up good. You went into Fright, promising everybody that you would be the TV champion at the nights end. But what happened? That's right, you got your ass handed to you! Now you go into this match on Shodown promising the WORLD a win against Jeremy Diaz? Do you not get it? Do you not get the fact that you are a has bin? Do you not realize that no matter what you do, no matter what you hit me with, I will come back for more? I will come back with more Master, tomorrow night, will mark the date that The Master committed CAREER SUICIDE by facing the "NOTORIOUS ONE" JEREMY DIAZ! See ya then PUNK! [[Jeremy laughs to himself. The camera goes to Chris.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: And Ozman, maybe you better just sit this one out because if you do show your face, boy your teeth will be knocked back down your throat! And trust me, that isn't a threat, its a PROMISE! Hey and Master, maybe instead of running your mouth, you could OPEN YOUR EYES...And just FUCKING LOOK AT US! [[The CMF walk down the hall of the shopping mall. The camera fades as they turn a corner.]]