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| Name: "Main Event" Chris Davis | Career Record: 23-3-4 |
| Fed Name: UWF | Fed Record: 3-0-0 |
| Opponent(s): | Current Title(s): UWF TV Title |
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| [[The scene fades in from the Chris Davis logo to a carnival in Dartmouth Nova Scotia. "gay Ass" Nelly music is blaring and mixing with the traditional "GAY ASS" Carnival Music. People are walking around having a great time, children are pulling their "green faced" parents from ride to ride and "wannabe" Haligolian Thugs are "ILLIN" so to speak. Chris Davis is seen at a game booth throing balls at a stack of three cups. The camera cathces up to him and sees that he has two cups down with one ball and he has two left. Chris smiles and throws one ball with all of his might. It connects with the cup but the cup doesn't move. Chris looks enraged and the carny cuts in.]]
Carny #1: Oh...my friend you should have thrown it harder! Maybe next shot! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Piece of shit carny! And his gay ass carny games... Carny #1: Don't lose your temper lil camper! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Lose this! [[Chris grabs the last ball and hucks it at the cup. Connecting with a HELL of a throw, the cup does not move. The camera goes to Chris' face and he doesn't look pleased.]] Carny #1: You can try again for only three dollars my friend! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Fucking game...fucking stupid ass lame shit game! Carny #1: My friend I must ask you to keep swearing down to a minimum...There are young ears around. "Main Event" Chris Davis: Oh I am sorry...That was my bad. Yeah I would like 3 more balls. Carny #1: Yeah my friend! Take your aggressions out on the CUPS! [[Chris throws the ball at the cups completely missing, when the carny turns around he gets tackled by a flying Chris Davis. Chris starts wailing away on him getting the attention of the other carny's who come to their friend's aid at an alarming pace. Two pull Chris off of the first carny holding the enraged TV champion back. Just then, Jeremy Diaz runs up to the carnies holding Chris and smokes one in the head with a wooden stool sending him to the ground like a wet noodle. The others turn their attention to Diaz who just smirks at them. With 5 Carnies staring Diaz in the eyes, Chris climbs over the counter of the booth and grabs a large teddy bear. He then walks off with it. Diaz stares down all of the carnies and they begin to back off. He walks up to Davis and spins him around.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Don't you hate Carnies dude? I mean they have no morals... Jeremey Diaz: Yeah I know. And what is up with their cheap liquor slash hay smell? [[The two laugh as they walk out of the carnival gates. The carnies acting all tough by staring at them. Chris lowers his sunglasses and raises one eyebrow at them (ROCK STYLE) and they turn tails and flee from the battle. Jeremy Diaz laughs loudly at them and hucks a rock into the fray. They shake hands like True SUPERHEROES always do. And get into Chris' beamer.]] Jeremy Diaz: Shit dude...I forgot Jessica at the race track...dude she is going to KILL ME! "Main Event" Chris Davis: No she won't...she wants to be in your pants like that Ashford chick! Jeremy Diaz: *getting out of car* Whatever dude....But yeah you're probably right! "Main Event" Chris Davis: Of course! I'm always right...Now lets get goin on this promo of sorts right? Criss Angel has just done the wrong thing to say the least and that is, he ran his mouth BACK at me. But not only did he run his mouth...he did it with a bunch of cock-sucking homo Dj's! I mean he paid these people to pretend they were "cool" dJ's...if that makes ANY sence. But he does this because he wants to seem cool? Or Dangerous? What Criss what is it that you would like to be portrayed at? Because if you were to tell me, then I'd be able to reason with you on account that you are a flaming HOMOSEXUAL in denial. But you know what? That is a WHOLE other story. Listen Angel. I must say I do have respect for you. As much as I hate and dispise you. You have a hell-u-va lot of talent and pride which is a good thing...sometimes. You see your talent, it isn't THAT great, but you seem to have a bit TOO much Pride because...my lord (Shaking his head) you accepted my challenge. I don't know why yet but Angel you are about to feel extensive pain throughout your ENTIRE BODY! Me and you will engage in combat, one of us will be unarmed and one of us (me) of course will be armed with aerial skill, technical skill, and everything else. Not to mension the HUNGER to feed my ego! Oh yeah I know I have an ego and I am damn proud of it. Why shouldn't I be? I mean I haven't been beaten since the UWF reopened. I am a 3 time TV champion and I haven't even passed the age of 20! So why not? "Main Event" Chris Davis: That's right Angel. You see while you're like forty or something, I am sitting in my car a 19 year old who has done WAY more than you will EVER do in your life! Angel you try to make impacts on people and what happeneds? That's right you get embarassed. So you know what? Why not just sit down at home, eating your chips and listening to your Backstreet Boys CD's? Because son if you even come near me...so help me god I will make you feel more pain than EVER before! And remember what happened last time I warned you Angel? Because I do if you don't remember. Maybe this will help. 1...2...3! Yeah that's right Angel I pinned your ass to the mat and you didn't get up until I was well out of the arena with MY North American Title! Now Angel I am going to keep this one short because I am coming back at LEAST one more time. But this is your last warning. If I don't get a writen response from you saying that you won't be attending the Match on Shodown. I am going to have to end your wrestling career for good! Last time, I said that I would leave JUST ENOUGH of you left so I could do it again. And guess what? It seems that the part that was left has lost his edge and well...it seems Criss Angel...that you...will once again BE MY BITCH! because there aint a CHANCE IN HELL that you will walk out of the arena PERIOD! Where the hell is Diaz? [[Just then, being followed by rampaging carnies Jeremy Diaz and Jessica are seen running full tilt out of the carnival. Chris quickly opens the backdoor and passenger door and as they quickly climb in, the car speeds off with the doors open. The carnies stop at the gates, too afraid to step on the soil of the "REAL WORLD" and the CMF get away. The camera goes back to where the carnies were. They are staring at the cameraman licking their lips. He clears his throat, as the carnies inch closer with sadistic looks in their eyes. The cameraman is pulled backwards. The camera goes into static before coming back on inside a car.]] Cameraman: Thank you guys so much! You saved my life from those canabalistic freaks... [[Chris and Jeremy look at eachother and then back to the cameraman.]] "Main Event" Chris Davis: Dude...You have my promo on tape in that camera...I wasn't about to waste 15 minutes of MY busy day! Lord... Cameraman:....oh....Oh I see then... [[Chris turns his attention back to the road and laughs. The camera fades out.]] |
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