| Name: "Main Event" Chris Davis | Career Record: 26-5-4 |
| Fed Name: UWF | Fed Record: 7-1-0 |
| Opponent(s): Nightshade/Johnny Thunder | Current Title(s): None |
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| ((The scene fades into Matt Ozman's appartment. It's totally empty. Not a sound his heard. Then all of a sudden the bathroom door opens and out walk both Chris Davis and Laury. Wearing nothing but towels around them. The two are soaked and they are dripping water all over the floor. The two of them are laughing and having agood time as Chris walks over to the cuboard and pulls out a bottle of Matt's Vodka. He then grabs two glasses and walks them over to the couch where Laury is sitting. He hands her a glass and pours the clear liquid into the glass. She takes a drink and smiles at him. Chris then throws his glass backwards and it shatters upon contact with the floor. He then takes a gulp out of the bottle. Chris looks up at the camera and begins to speak.))
"Main Event" Chris Davis: Now that's fun. I mean god, I never thought Ozman would have such a cool crib. But he really does. No wonder why you went out with him. Hey and there is a pool downstairs. Its great. But you know, even though he does have a nice place and a POOL DOWNSTAIRS! Matt Ozman is still a dork and will be labbelled a dork as long as I know him. I mean this guy had the nerve to try and attack me when we went out of our way to talk to him about our match together. What is going on in the world when a tag team can't even talk to eachother? Not a good one I can tell you that. But you know what's even odder than Ozman not being excited to be MY tag partner? The fact that Shannon Colt, the new VP thinks he can do whatever he wants to me and that I won't retaliate! I mean c'mon Colt, double booking me? That's pretty immature don't you think? Especially by putting me in a match with Johnny Thunder. Like, do you think that this bozo can take me? Do you honestly think that Johnny Thunder is going to beat me? And do you think that it'll make a difference in the Tag Match? Colt maybe you haven't noticed yet, but I am Chris Davis. The defyer of Odds. The fact of the matter is no matter who you put me up against, I will be able to beat them and take their belt. And you know what it does to you? It makes you SHANNON COLT, look like a fool because you didn't think I could do it. Way to go champ! "Main Event" Chris Davis: But you know what? I must say that you did a bang up job picking my opponent. I mean Johnny Thunder may actually prove to be a worthy opponent. Hell maybe by some freak fluke or act of god, Johnny Thunder may actually beat me. *laughs* Yeah fuck right that stupid moron has no chance in hell of keeping his belt in a match against me. I mean look at me, I'm Chris Davis for crying out loud. I am the most talented and best looking wrestler that the UWF Has to offer and if Johnny Thunder wants to come down to MY ring and prove me wrong, then bring it Johnny. Because I will do what I do best, and that is whoop your white trash ass back to the sleezy trailor park you came from! You got that Thunder? Good! Now Johnny Thunder, you have had that belt for a really long time and I must say that I am very proud that the UWF could actually pick a good champion other than me of course. But Thunder, I want to warn you ahead of time. You can bring it all you want. You can come to the ring with a chair, a pipe, a knife, hell you can do what Jeremy Diaz does and fucking bring a gun to the ring because you will have to kill me if you want to beat me. You know that I love the spotlight more than anything else in the world and just think what the press would do if I went into Fright and came out the International Champion AND the Tag Team Champion? Man they would eat it up. I'd be on all the big shows. Late Night, Daily Show, Connan Obrian, hell even Sesame Street would love to have Chris Davis on. I mean I could sing myself the "Captain Vegetable" song. So just as a warning, I think you should go out with your belt and I want you to have a great time for the next few days because when Fright rolls around, I am going to stop at NOTHING to claim my next goal. There will be no DIE in Chris Davis and Johnny Thunder I hope you pray to GOD HIMSELF, to save your life because I am going to knock you down to hell before I pin you for the 1...2...3! And Johnny Thunder, there is nothing you OR ANYONE else, can do...to stop me! Laury: Hey baby, I was wondering. Why are we at Matt's house? "Main Event" Chris Davis: Because he forgot to take your key! And because I am all out of Malt liquor so... I thought to myself "Why not use Matt's" I mean he is my tag partner right? I think we should mooch- I mean share all we have. ((Chris takes another swig of his drink before talking again.)) "Main Event" Chris Davis: Johnny Thunder, I am not going to sit here wasting your time by running my mouth about how badly I am going to beat you down at Fright. And I am going to make this one short and sweet. When you come down to that ring to face me Thunder, I want you to remember one thing. You are entering my world. You are entering the place where few EVER walk out the victor. Thunder, you may be able to beat Freakdawg Mike Mathers. But he is no Chris Davis. You see I am the CAUCASIAN INVASION punk and if you think for one second that just because you're Johnny Thunder that I am going to go easy on you? You are a few beers short of a six pack because pal, I am going all out on you. I am going to hit you with everything I've got, and just like I did to Twisted last week. I am going to keep this match about 2 minutes long, before I hit the IDOLIZER and pin your sorry ass for the three count. Johnny, right now I advise you to OPEN YOUR EYES...And just fucking look at me! ((Chris and Laury continue to drink as the camera fades out.)) |
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