Please tell me why, my car is in the front yard, and I'm sleeping with my clothes on, came in through the window last night, and your gone.  It's no surprise to me I am my own worst enemy, cuz every now and then I kick the living shit out of me.  Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? I didn't mean to call you that.  (My Own Worst Enemy, Lit)

I remember runnin through the wet grass, fallin a step behind, both of us never tiring, desperately wanting. (Desperately Wanting, Better Than Ezra)

Make up your mind.  Decide to walk with me, around the lake tonight, around the lake tonight, by my side, by my side. I'm not gonna lie, I'll not be a gentleman.  Behind the boathouse, I'll show you my dark secret. (Possum Kingdom, Toadies)

Don't be afraid, I didn't mean to scare you, so help me, Jesus.  I can promise you, you will stay as beautiful, with dark hair, and soft skin, forever, forever..  Make up your mind, make up your mind.  And I'll promise you, I will treat you well my sweet angel, so help me jesus. (Possum Kingdom, Toadies)

When they pumped out your guts, filled you full of those pills, you were never quite right deserving all the chills.  They say the worst is over, kicked it over and ran.  Then they ask what went wrong when they turned on you again, when they never had it right. (Desperately Wanting, Better than Ezra)

Well I don't wanna take advice from fools, I'll just figure everything is cool, until I hear it from you, hear it from you.  It gets hard, memory's faded, Who gets what they say, it's likely they're just jealous and jaded.  (Til I hear it From You, Gin Blossoms)

Tell me do you think it'd be alright if I could just crash here tonight, You can see I'm in no shape for driving, and anyway I've got no place to go.  And you know it might not be that bad, you were the best I've ever had, if I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago, I might not be alone.

Tomorrow we can drive around this town, and let the cops chase us around, the past is gone but something might be found, to take it's place, hey jealousy.  And you can trust me not to think, and not to sleep around, and if you don't expect too much from me, you might not be let down, cause all I really want's to be with you, feeling like I matter too, if I hadn't blown the whole thing years ago, I might be here with you. (Hey Jealousy, Gin Blossoms)

You will recover when you discover baby, there is no other when you recover baby.  And when the mood is right, you'll get it every night.  Go on and play it light, your on the other side.  (RPM, Sugar Ray)

Somebody's Heine is crowding my icebox, somebody's cold one is giving me chills.  Guess I'll just close my eyes, flip on the tele', wrestle with Jimmy, something is bubbling, behind my back, the bottle is ready to blow.  Say it aint so, your drug is a heartbreaker, say it aint so, my love is a lifetaker. (Say it aint so, Weezer)

I can't confront you, I never could do that which might hurt you, so try to be cool. (same as above)

Dear daddy, I write you in spite of years of silence, you've cleaned up, found jesus things are good or so I hear.  This bottle of Steven's awakens ancient feelings.  Like father, stepfather, the son is drowning in the flood.  (Say it aint so, Weezer)

Everything counts in large amounts. (Depeche Mode)

Fat Whacker!  Be careful not to lose too much weight!

I only knew what I was working for, another you so I could love you more.  I should have known it when my hope was new, my heart is black and my body is blue and I'm losing my favorite game, your losing your mind again. (My Favorite Game, The Cardigans)

Nobody knows it, but you've got a secret smile, and you use it only for me.  Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile and you use it only for me, so use it, improve it, I'm waiting, I'm barely breathing. (Secret Smile, Semisonic)

I think your smart, you sweet thing, tell me your name, I'm dying here.  (Got You Where I Want You, The Fly's)

While you were sitting home alone at age thirteen, your real daddy was dying, sorry you didn't see him, but I'm glad we talked. (Alive, Pearl Jam)

Is something wrong she said, Of course there is, Your still alive she said.  Oh but do I deserve to be? Is that the question?  And if so, if so who answers? Who Answers? (same as above)

At home, drawing pictures, of mountain tops, with him on top, lemon yellow sun.  Arms raised in a V, the dead lay, in pools of maroon below... and daddy didn't give attention, the fact that mommy didn't care, King Jeremy, the Wicked, ruled his world. (Jeremy, Pearl Jam)

Alone, listless, breakfast table in an otherwise empty room,  Young girl, violins, center of her own attention.  The mother reads aloud, child tries to understand it, tries to make her proud.  The shades go down it's in her head, painted room, can't deny something's wrong.  Don't call me daughter, not fit to.  The picture kept will remind me. (Daughter, Pearl Jam)

I'm wandering and confused, wondering why I try, the more that you deny my pain, the more it intensifies.  I pray for someone to ache for me the way I ache for you, if you ignore that I'm alive, I've nothing to cling to. (Shame, Stabbing Westward)

Once, I swore I would die for you, but I never meant like this, oh I never meant like this.  I don't know if I am real without you, what is left of me without you? I don't know what's real without you, how can I exist without you? (same as above)

Just tell me what you've got to say to me, I've been waiting for so long to hear the truth, It comes as no surprise at all you see,   So cut the crap and tell me that we're through.

Now I know your heart, I know your mind, You don't even know you're being unkind, So much for all your highbrow Marxist ways, Just use me up and then you walk away, Boy you can't play me that way.

Heartbreaker you got the best of me, but I just keep on comin back incessantly.  Oh why did you have to run your game on me, I should have known right from the start you'd go and break my heart. (Mariah, Heartbreaker)

Every time I feel the need, I envision you caressing me, and go back in time, to relive the splendor of you and me, on the rooftop that rainy night. (Mariah, On The Roof)

Don't say you'll stay cuz then you'll go away.  Damn I wish I was your lover. (Sophie Hawkins, Damn I wish I was your Lover)

"The fugitive's name is Richard Kimball" (Silence of the Lambs)

"Hung over...  I did too much drugs and alcohol.... and now I have a hangover...." (Marilyn Manson, NIN Closure Video)

"you know what??...you really are a cold heartless bitch!!....I mean that in the best way!!"  (awww try not to hurt me too much)

Oh and every time I'm close to you, there's too much I can't say, and you just walk away.  And I forgot to tell you I love you.  (Sarah McLachlin, I Love You)

Is misery made beautiful right before our eyes? (Sarah, Witness)

"If I had an ass that big, I would never leave the house" (Cindy Crawford commenting on Jennifer Lopez in US Magazine)

Talking to myself all the way to the station.  Pictures in my head of the final destination.  All lined up, all the ones that aren't allowed to stay.  Tried to save myself but myself keeps slipping away. (Into the Void, NIN)

Feel like trash, you make me feel clean.  I'm in the black cant see or be seen, baby baby baby light my way. (Ultraviolet, U2)

You bury your treasure where it cant be found, but your love is like a secret that's been passed around.  There is a silence, that comes to a house where no one can sleep, I guess its the price of love, I know it's not cheap. (Ultraviolet, U2)

I remember when we could sleep on stones now we lie together in whispers and moans.  When I was so messed up, and I heard opera in my head, your love was a lightbulb hanging over my bed. (Ultraviolet, U2)

"You called us jock fuckers!" (me)

"There's always room for groupies." (Erin)

I said mister police man is it time for gettin away?  Is it time for countin down the motherfuckin shift and runnin from your sickness today?  And tell me is it time to get down, on your motherfuckin knees, tell me is it time to get down? (Lo Fidelity All Stars)

"I have a little Russian CockTease on my ICQ list" (mista cork)

What's a matter babe are ya feeling blue? (Buddy Holly, Weezer)

Why do I, I think, I sink, and I die.  If you want to destroy my sweater, pull this thread as I walk away.  (Sweater Song, Weezer)

Ah yeah, alright.  Feels good, inside. (weezer)

He's everything you want he is everything you need.  He is everything inside of you that you wish you could be.  He says all the right things at exactly the right time, but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.  (Vertical Horizons)

You and me baby aint nothin but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.  (Bloodhound Gang)

"I didn't know Jennifer Lopez had a donkey"  (Joel)

Something so trivial, something so simple, makes me a happy man, can't you understand?  Say you believe, just how easy it is to please me.  Because when you learn you'll know what makes the world turn. (Blue Dress, Depeche Mode)

Whatever I've done, I been staring down the barrel of a gun. (Barrel of a Gun, Depeche Mode)

Do you mean this horny creep set upon weary feet, looks in need of sleep that doesn't come?  This twisted, tortured mess, this bed of sinfulness, longing for some rest and feeling numb? (same as above)

"These are called Adidums, they have four stripes. So I was able to get extra stripe for less money." (Russian Immigrant from The State)

"Just know that you'll always give me a boner, yes you'll always give me a boner." (The State)

"Toothbrush, toothbrush, you've come back to me!!  And look you've brought a family." (Michael Ian Black, The State ahahahah)

"Most people live under the misconception that high school takes 4 years. I've gotten kids out in 2, I got one out in a semester. Its all about finessing, greasing the wheel" (Suave High School Counselor, The State)

"Call me old fashioned, but I still believe that there's only one true god, and his name is Torzog, and he lives in this lake." (The State)

"It feels pretty heavy to be oregano." "It better be, it cost me $200." (The State)

"You see this Barry? It says cook and chill... and baby that's what I do every night, I cook and then I chill. Aaww yeah!" (Barry and Levon, The State)

"How do you plead?" "On my hands and knees, care to join me?" (The State)

"If you think that that is going to affect his pole vaulting, I have just one question, where do you get your crack?" (Suave High School Counselor)

"I reckon you can't swing a dead cat without hitting one of them S&M bars." (The State)

All is full of love, you just aint receiving.  Your phone is off the hook, your doors are shut. (all is full of love, Bjork)

Oh when you walk by every night, talkin sweet and looking fine, I get kind of hectic inside, and baby I'm so into you, darling if you only knew, all the fears that flow through my mind.  (Fantasy, Mariah Carey)

Moooooommmmm if you were on the cover of crackwhore magazine, you'd tell me right?

HI Trissy.... I hope I see you out at Pac Bell Park this year.... (sh sh sh shawn estes)

And I wanna be there when your coming down, and I wanna be there when you hit the ground, so dont go away, say what you'll say, but say that you'll stay, forver and a day in the time of my life. (oasis)

Dude, tuck that shit in! (Trent Reznor, closure video)

You know.  Some people care about their appearance Tristan. (My mom about my roots)

He is a donkey ripping shiteater.  Go faster and pull up beside him so I can write down his company name and license plate number!!!  (My mom in traffic! she is so cute!)

Lately, did you ever feel the pain, in the morning rain, as it soaks you to the bone? (Live Forever, Oasis)

Maybe I will never be all the things I wanna be, now is not the time to cry, nows the time to find out why. (same)

I can't tell you the way I feel because the way I feel is so oh so new to me. (Columbia, Oasis)

What I heard is not what I hear, I can see the signs but they're not very clear. (Same)

If your into getting thrown off ferries and gettin fucking deported, why dont you go support West am and get the fuck out of my band.  Go be a fucking football hooligan! .... That's football hooliganism! (Wibbling Rivalry)

All we know is that we dont know how it's gonna be please brother let it be, life on the other hand won't make us understand, we're all part of the masterplan. (oasis, The Masterplan)

I'm not saying right is wrong, it's up to us to make the best of all the things that come our way, cuz everything thats been has passed, the answers in the looking glass. (same)

Stand up beside the fireplace, take that look from off your face, you aint ever gonna burn my heart out.  (Don't look back in anger, oasis)

What she said, she said to me, take my up on the mountainside, she was dressed up in leopardskin and her soul would never be denied. (Step Out, Oasis)

She looked just like a star in a Jaguar, she needs to lighten her load, and you might think your gonna cry, you will be alright step out tonight. (Same)

You got how many bills to pay and how many kids and you forgot about the things that we did.  The town where we're living Has made you a man And all of your dreams Are washed away in the sand. (D'yer wanna be a spaceman?, Oasis)

Well it's alright, it's alright. Who are you and me to say what's wrong and what's right? Do you still feel like me?  We sit down here and we shall see, We can talk and find common ground and we can just forget about feeling down, We can just forget about life in this town. (same)

"Hey, is this heaven?"  "No, it's Iowa" (Field of Dreams)

It was an evening I shared with the sun, to find out where we belong, from the earliest days we were dancing with the shadows.  More wine, cuz I got to have it, more skin, cuz I got to eat it. (Lakini's Juice, Live)

Your dress is torn to shreds, your eyes are crazy, I bowed to save my head and I can't forget you but I can't remember, turn my head, turn my head, it's aimed at you. (Turn My head, Live)

"What the hell was the matter with him?  Why couldn't he be like other guys?  I mean, I'm no prize.  He just didn't know it because nice guys bring out the nice in me, despite myself.  He thought I was sweet and interested in him and supportive and considerate and enthusiastic and just a little bit funny, just because I behaved that way with him.  That isn't me, but how could he know that?  It's my fault.  It's a tic, a habit.  Something I can't seem to control."  (Grace, Nice by Jen Sacks)

The me that you know is now made up of wires and even when I'm right with you, I'm so far away.  (The Becoming, NIN)

I can help you change tired moments into pleasure, say the word and we'll be well upon our way.  (Tool)

Run to the water and find me there, burnt to the core but not broken.  We'll cut through the madness of these streets below the moon. And I will never leave you 'til we can say, this world was just a dream we were sleepin' now we are awake. (Run to the Water, Live)

She wanted us to end, cause I fucked with friends.  She gave me one more chance and I fucked her again, I seen her tears as she busted in, I said, "Shit.. there's a draft, shut the door bitch and come on in!"  (Nigga What, Jay Z)

You broke another mirror, you're turning into soemthing that you are not.  Drying up in conversation, you'll be the one who cannot talk. All your insides fall to pieces you just sit there wishing you could still make love. (High and Dry, Radiohead)

Happiness, more or less, it's just a change in me, something in my liberty.  happiness, coming and going, I watch you look at me watch my fever growing I know oh my my my.  (Lucky Man, The Verve)

You say I wanted you to be proud of me, I always wanted that mysekf. When you gonna make up your mind? When you gonna love you as much I do?  When you gonna make up your mind?  Cause things are gonna change so fast.  All the white horses have gone ahead, I tell you that I’ll always want you near. You say that things change my dear. (Winter, Tori Amos)

I do any and everything you want to, make your girl say ooh ooh, why's he so fly?  She beeps me, whevever she wanna get freaky, you can get mad if you want to, say whatever you want but she still gonna give it up, she likes it my way (My Way, Usher)

Goddamn you half Japanese girls, you do it to me every time, oh the redhead said you shred the cello, and i'm jello baby.  (El Scorcho, Weezer)

"Hey, hey.  Tristan.  Do you see those chicken scratches on the side of that chinese food carton next to that pagoda?  Haha...  they say fuck you!"  "No.  Nonono.  Ahahah.  They say fuck you blondie!"  (My drunk Uncle Fred and Aunt Barbara)

"How old are you little girl?" "Eighteen." "Liar!  What is a nice lovely girl like yourself doing in such a place as this?"  "I dont know, I'm just here with my friends." "Do you want to have sex with me this evening?" "No thanks, not really."  "Well I'll be over here all night until morning so you just let me know." (Me and a silver man at a party)

What was it like to see the face of your own stability suddenly look away leaving you with the dead and hopeless? (Tool, Jimmy)

It's not enough.  I need more.  Nothing seems to satisfy.   I don't want it.  I just need it.  To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

I am too connected to you to slip away, to fade away.  Days away I still feel you, touching me, changing me, and considerately killing me. (Tool, H)

Without the skin,  beneath the storm,  under these tears, the walls came down. And the snake is drowned, and as I look in his eyes my fear begins to fade, recalling all of those times I could have cried, I should have cried.  And as the walls come down and as I look in your eyes my fear begins to fade, recallng all of the times I have died, and will die. it's alright, I don't mind.

I may be mad I may be blind I may be viciously unkind, but I can still read what your thinking. (Why, Annie Lennox)

You were the sweetest thing I ever knew, but I dont care for sugar honey, if I cant have you. (Broken Glass, Annie Lennox)

And if your trying to cut me down, you know that I might bleed.  Cuz if your trying to cut me down I know that you'll succeed, and if you want to hurt me, there's nothing left to fear.  Cuz if you want to hurt me your doing really well my dear. (Broken Glass, Annie Lennox)

You're such an inspiration for the ways that I will never ever choose to be.  Oh so many ways for me to show you how your savior has abandoned you. (Judith, A Perfect Circle)

Its not like you killed someone, its not like you drove a hateful spear into his side. Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed, he did it all for you. (Judith, A Perfect Circle)

There are oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you.  Pray to your christ, to your god, never taste of the fruit never stray, never brake, never choke on the lie even though he's the one who did this to you, you never thought to question why. (Judith, A Perfect Circle)

It took so long to remember just what happened then, I was so young and vestal than, you know it hurt me, but I'm breathing so I guess I'm still alive, even if signs seem to tell me otherwise.  I've got my hands bound, my head down, my eyes closed my throat wide open.  (Prison Sex, Tool)

Oops, I did it again, I played with your heart, got lost in the game, Oh baby, Oops!  You think I'm in love, that I'm sent from above, I'm not that innocent.  (Britney Spears, Oops!)

You see my problem is this, I'm dreaming away, wishing that heroes, they truly exist.  I cry, watching the days, can't you see I'm a fool in so many ways?  But to lose all my senses, that's just so typically me. (same)

You know I thug em, fuck em, love em, leave em, cause I dont fucking need em.  Take em out the hood, keep em looking good, but I don't fucking feed em.  First time they fuss I'm breezin, talking bout what the reason I'm a pimp in every sense of the word bitch. (Big Pimpin, Jay Z)

I watched the world float to the dark side of the moon, after all I knew it had to be something to do with you.  I really don't mind what happens now and then, as long as you'll be my friend at the end.  (Kryptonite, 3 Doors Down)

You called me strong, you call me weak, but still your secrets I will keep, you took for granted all the times I never let you down.  You stumbled in and bumped your head, if not for me then you'd be dead, I picked you up and put you back on solid ground. (same)

"Why did you join the force?"  "Why did I join the force?  Oh, I'd have to say it was due to police oppression.  I'd witnessed it in my own community and decided it was something I wanted to be a part of" (Filth, Irvine Welsh)

And if only I could, I'd make a deal with God, and get him to swap our places. Be running up that road, running up that hill, with no problems. (Running Up That Hill, Kate Bush)

Drive boy dumb boy dirty numb angel boy, in the doorway boy she wears her lipstick boy, she was so beautiful boy and tears and all your innerspace boy, you had hand girls boy and steel boy you had chemicals boy, I've grown so close to you boy, and you just groan boy, she said come over, come over and she just smiled at you boy.  (Born Slippy, Underworld)

You got a velvet mouth your so succulent and beautiful your shimmering and dirty wonderful and hot times on your telephone line just god and everything on your telephone line and in walked an angel. (Born Slippy, Underworld)

Tearing off the lights with my teeth, but theres no relief, I'm wide awake in my kitchen, it's dark and I'm lonely, oh if only I could get some sleep, I need to get some sleep, I can't get no sleep.  (Insomnia, Faithless)

You were so blind to let me go, you had it all but did not know.  No one you'll find will ever be, closer to all your dreams than me, believing the grass would be greener, you told yourself I just don't need her now.  But I know you'll soon discover, you're never satisfied with any other. (Someday, Mariah Carey)

Am I original? yeah.. am I the only one? yeah... am I sexual? yeah... am I everything you need, you better rock your body now.  Everybody, rock your body! (Everybody, BSB)

Hey boy take a look at me, let me dirty up your mind.  I'll strip away your hard veneer and see what I can find.  The queerest of the queer, the strangest of the strange, the coldest of the cool, the lamest of the lame, the numbest of the dumb, I hate to see you here, you choke behind a smile, a fake behind the fear. (Queer, Garbage)

I aint buying into your apathy, I'm gonna learn ya my philosophy, ya wanna know about atrocity? I know you want what's on my mind, I know you like what's on my mind, I know it eats you up inside. (Sex Type Thing, Stone Temple Pilots)

My beautiful friend, I will pay attention, don't say this is the end. I find it hard to describe you, to point and discover you, could I tell you once again. (My Beautiful Friend, The Charalatans)

Oh my beautiful friend, let me sleep and I will feed you when your hungry, forever live inside me, through the holes in the pockets of my clothes. High, as high as an angel, I will stand there beside you, love is all we need. (same)

Oh everywhere I go, I take a little piece of you. I collect, I reject. Photographs I took of you. Well times I passed through, so many places, so many faces, I have got to have a memory. I have never been there, I have never had you, I can't remember, give me a reminder. I collect, I reject, memorabilia, memorabilia. Now girl, only it's flavor, bow down here. (Memorabilia, Nine Inch Nails)

I'm so ashamed, I've been so mean. I don't know how it got to this point, I was always the one with all the love, you came along, I'm hunting you down.(A Simple Life, No Doubt)

Days like this I don't know what to do wtih myself, all day and all night. I wander the halls along the walls and under my breaht I say to myself I need fuel to take flight. And there's too much going on, but it's calm under the waves in the blue of my oblivion. (Sullen Girl, Fiona Apple)

I have never been so insulted in all my life, I could swallow the seeds to wash down all this pride. First you run like a fool just to be at my side, and now you run like a fool but you just run to hide and I can't abide. (Sleep to Dream, Fiona Apple)

Hanging by threads of the palest silver, I could have stayed that way forever. Bad blood and ghosts wrapped tight around me, nothing could ever seem to touch me. I lose what I love most, did you know I was lost until you found me? (Stroke of Luck, Garbage)

I would lose my way again. Be led hopelessly astray again, just so I could pray again, for the mercy in you. (Mercy In You, Depeche Mode)

I'd sell my soul, my self esteem, a dollar at a time. For one chance, one kiss, one taste of you my black Madonna. (Magdelana, A Perfect Circle)

Here I am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded but I see through it all and see you, cuz I've threw you the obvious, to see what goes behind the eyes of a fallen angel, eyes of a tragedy, oh well. Apparently nothing. Apparently nothing at all, you don't see me at all. (Three Libras, A Perfect Circle)

I only smile in the dark, my only comfort is the night gone black. I didn't accidentally tell you that, I'm only happy when it rains. (Only Happy When It Rains, Garbage)

And I'm sucked in by the wonder, and I'm fucked up by the lies, and I dig a hole to lie in, and I build some wings to fly. And I think that I could love you, because you know how to be free, I want you to come walk this world with me. With the light in our eyes it's hard to see, holding on and on to what we believe. With the light in our eyes it's hard to see, I'm not touched but I'm achin to be, I want you to come walk this world with me. (Walk This World, Heather Nova)