Darkwings Infamous
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I am the terror that flaps in the night,
I am the onions that stink in your eyes (Fungus Amongus).
I am the switch that derails your train (Darkly Dawns
The Duck).
I am the jailor who throws away the keys (Darkly Dawns
The Duck).
I am the surprise in your cereal box (Darkly Dawns The
Duck).
I am the chill that runs up your spine (Darkly Dawns
The Duck).
I am the winged scourge that pecks at your nightmare
(That Sinking Feeling).
I am the smoke that smokes smoked oysters. (Something
Fishy).
I am the low point on your sine wave. (The Frequency
Fiends).
I am the grade curves that gives you an "F" (Clash Reunion).
I am the fast food that comes back to haunt you (Clash
Reunion).
I am the water balloon that lands right on your head
(Hot Spells).
I am the plot twist in the second reel (Film Flam).
I am the meter on the cab of justice (Slaves To Fashion).
I am the flea you cannot flick (Apes Of Wrath).
I am the cholesterol that clogs your arteries (Life,
The Negaverse And Everything).
I am the slug that slimes your beggonias (A Star Is Scorned).
I am the editor that leaves you on the cutting room floor
(A Star Is Scorned).
I am the clock cleaner who will ring your chime (A Star
Is Scorned).
I am the hero that every culture in every world needs
(The Secret Origins Of Darkwing Duck).
I am the bubble gum that clings to your shoe (Whiffle
While You Work).
I am the wrong number that wakes you at 3 am (Whiffle
While You Work).
I am the rhinestone on a jumpsuit of justice (Cleanliness
Is Next To Badliness).
I am the stain that can't be rubbed out (Cleanliness
Is Next To Badliness).
I am the batteries that aren't included (Time And Punishement).
I am the moth that seeks your porchlight (Night Of The
Living Spud).
I am the blown fuse that blacks you out (Up, Up And Awry).
I am the ham radio operator that scrambles your reception
(Planet Of The Capes).
I am the burned out blub you cannot reach (Inside Binkie's
Brain).
I am the ten dollars service charge on all returned checks
(Days Of Blunder).
I am the widget missing from the easy to assemble swingset
(Days Of Blunder).
I am the ingrown toenail on the foot of crime (Days Of
Blunder).
I am the zit that forms when you got a really big date
(Days Of Blunder).
I am the itch you cannot reach (Bad Luck Duck).
I am the repairman who tells you your warranty has run
out (A Revolution In Home Appliances).
I am the weirdo that sits next to you on the bus (Ghoul
Of My Dreams).
I am the ingrown toenail in "paddy pumps?" (Dances With
Bigfoot).
I am the fingernail that scraps the chalkboard of your
soul (Slime Okay, You're Okay).
I am the spinach that sticks to your teeth (Slime Okay,
You're Okay).
I am the weed wacker in the garden of evil (The Incredible
Bulk).
I am the check that overdraws your account (Star Crossed
Circuits).
I am the pebble in the shoe of ignominy (The Revenge
Of The Return Of The Brainteasers, Too!),
I am the pencil that breaks from signing too many autographs
(Paint Misbehavin'),
I am the single career man all women want to date (Just
Us Justice Ducks)...