| TUBA: A concert sousaphone. TUNE: What the condition when all instruments are within half a step of each other is called. VALVE: A key object on most brass instruments that sticks only during important performances and solos. VALVE OIL: Exquisitely tasteful with a twist of lemon. A form of currency for brass players. Most important ingredient to a beverage known as "Valve Oil Daiquiri." WANNABE BAND GEEK: Someone who hangs out with true band geeks. WOODWINDS: 1. A true sign that God has a sense of humor. 2. A biological mistake. YELLING: An expressive way of trying to prove that one is more committed than the next person. This is a self-destructive way of spending any rehearsal, yet we seem to continue in this practice more and more. This is often connected with "the vibe" and being intense. |
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