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| What is a gentleman? Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't. What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular phone? A optimist. What is the difference between a dead trombone player lying in the road, and a dead squirrel lying in the road? The squirrel was on his way to a gig. How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but he'll do it too loudly. How do you know when there's a trombonist at your door? His hat says "Domino's" How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car? Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof. What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs? "Year-At-A-Glance." Why can't gorillas play the trombone? Because they are too sensitive What's the difference between a free Jazz trombonist and a terrorist? A terrorist has sympathisers. What's the difference between trombone players and government bonds? Government bonds eventually mature and earn money. Why do people play trombone? Because they can't move their fingers and read music at the same time Back to page 1 |