10. If you can say fleur-de-lis and know what one is and occasionally are wearing one

9. If you have done a whipping and a lashing with no physical harm to anyone.

8. If you know how to speak in a native tongue Wimachtendienk, Wingolauchsik, Whitahemui

7. Your shoes are tied with a square knot so the bow goes across them.

6. You work on camp staff for less wages than flipping burgers at McDonalds to meet girls on parents night.

5. If your sleeping in a tent and you are not homeless.

4. If your all dressed up and ready to go out and have an American flag on your clothing.

3. If your are higher than a star because your an eagle.

2. Help a little old lady across the street without hearing the words "HELP PURSE SNATCHER!".

1. Going to the bathroom in the middle of the night involves shoes and a flashlight.

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