| MOVIE QUOTES! |
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| A Knight's Tale |
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| Coming Soon: Chicago |
| Forrest Gump |
| Patch Adams |
| Shrek |
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I don't give a witch's tit! You may feel like a poet, but you sound like an idiot. "I've come to see what you'll wear to the banquet tonight." "Nothing." "Then we'll cause a sensation cause I'll dress to match." Well the pope may be French, but Jesus is English, you're on! "I don't understand women." "Nor do I but they understand us (pause) maybe not you." The poor can marry for love. It's a small target, but aim for his heart. All human activity lies within the artist's scope. |
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His back is crooked as a politian. I gotta find Bubba. Momma always says "Life is like a box of chocolates, ya never know whatcha gonna get. Don't you just love New Year's? You get to start all over. Everybody gets a second chance. Are you stupid or something? Shit happens. |
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.....If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus, but if I couldn't do that at least I could use my penis as a pogo stick and that might be a way of getting around. If you focus on the problem you can't see the solution. See what no one else sees. See what everyone else chooses not to see. I.D.G.A.R.A. I don't give a rats ass |
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Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Oh no no no, Dead Broad off the table. Some of you may die, but that's a sacfrice I'm willing to make. You dense, irratating, minature beast of burden. "Where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyways?" "Inside waiting for us to rescue her." "You didn't slay the Dragon?!" "It's on my to do list." "Wait where are you going? The exits over there." "Well I have to save my ass." I'm no ones messenger boy, I'm a delivery boy. No it's one of those Drop-it-and-leave-it-alone things. I did half the work, I get half the booty No one likes to kiss ass. |
| Rush Hour 2 |
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"All I did was invite them to have a drink." "You invited them to get naked and sacrfice a small goat." "Which word was goat?" I'll slap you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I'll bitch slap you back to Bangcok. All the Triads and ugly women on this side and all you fine women over here. Follow the white rich man. Oh I know I don't think I see what I'm seein what I'm thinkin. They'll torture us for 3 days then chop off our eggrolls. Bite it like a little monkey. Use'em tiger teeth. Do I look like Chicken George?! Imagine a business where people hand you money and you hand them back absolutely nothing. Now that's a real American Dream. Why the hell you didn't tell me you had a bomb in your mouth? We could have been a couple. We could've had something special. But you one crazy ass bitch! |
| Anastasia |
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Acting like the Queen of Sheba instead of the nameless no account you are. I don't have time to play right now ok. I'm waiting for a sign. Why are you circling me for? What were you a vulture in another life? I knew you were crazy from the begining but now I think you are both mad. Who dares intrude on my solitude. Alright Alright don't get so grabby. "Do you really think I'm royalty?" "You know I do." "Then stop bossing me around." Men are such babies. "Get off of me!" "I'm trying." If we live through this remind me to thank you. Oh sure blame the bat, what the heck we're easy targets. Princesses don't marry kitchen boys. "It's a perfect ending." "No it's a perfect begining." So long everybody. |
| Planet of the Apes (2001) |
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"It's sorcery!" "No, it's SCIENCE!" |
| Updated: 9/26/03 |
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| Hook |
| You need a mommy very very badly! |
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No, but I can point a few fingers if it would make you feel more comfortable. Your testicles WILL become my personal property! I hate rapists. You fall between a cockroach and the white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. If your dick jumps out of your pants, you jump out of this plane. "Are you insane?" "According to my latest physc. evaulation, Yes." You've got the prettiest eyes I've seen in five to ten years. *Sings*Nothing makes me sadder than having an agent lose his bladder on the airplane. "Every time I get it waxed not ten feet away from the carwash, Bird Shit!" "Well they say it's supposed to be goodluck." "Vince Larkin...We got a problem with a corpus. He fell out of the sky and I don't think he's an astronut." "What's this got to do with me?" "He's got your name written ALL over him." "One girl I drove through 3 states with her head as a hat." "It's my daughters birthday, PLEASE Don't share anything with me." You are becoming the most useful mammal. Many hands make light work. Of course you can't get a hold of him. He's out saving the rainforest or recycling his sandels or some shit. On any other day that might be strange. Define irony, a bunch of idiots dancing to a song in an airplane by a band who died in an airplane. Make a move or the bunny gets it! "Aren't you glad we didn't shoot it down?" 'OH YEAH, It worked out MUCH better this way." |
| Con Air |
| Animal House |
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"Are you going to hang around with a bunch of animals all your life and get drunk every weekend?" "No, I'll get drunk every night." "From now on your Delta Tau Chi name will be. Weasel, Mothball, From now on you'll be Pinto." "Why Pinto?" "Why Not?" "Dorfman, I've given this a lot of thought from now on you'll be Flounder." Thank you sir may I have another. I'm not joking! This is my job. He's a vicious mother isn't he? You fat, disgusting sob, you're a goddamn disgrace. "I won't go schizo will I?" "It's a distinct possiblity." "Is this right?" "Try not to drool so much on the end of it." "Ok. So that means our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in a fingernail of some other giant being. It's too much. That means one tiny atom in my fingernail could be." "One little tiny universe." Can it or you'll be out of here like shit out of a goose. We're on double secret probation, whatever that is. "It's a fraternity party, I'm part of the fraternity. How can I miss it?" "I'll write you a note saying you're to well to attend." No, vegtables are senual. People are sensous. Oh my god, It's dented. It's dented. |
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| Demolition Man |
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Send a maniac to catch a maniac. We're policeofficers..We're not trained to handle this type of violence. Cold as Hagen Dagz. We use these guns to shop for groceries. "Do you think?" "I try not too." Paitence is NOT one of my virtures. I must have done something good in a previous lifetime....I can't possibly think of what it could be. |
| 10 Things I Hate About You |
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Someday you are going to get bitchslapped and I ain't going to do anything to stop it.
"Where did you come from? Planet Loser?" "Oppossed to Planet Look at me Look at me." Do you even know my name screwball? My insurance does not cover PMS You won't know what you want untill you are 45 and when you get it you'll be to old to use it. What is it with this chick? Does she have beer flavored boobs? "It's just a party." "And hell is just a sauna." "We're making a statement." "Oh goodie something new and different for us." |