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Mom, is it possible for you to shut the fuck up for two seconds?
Is there a waste-of-fucking-life named Murray there? My partner's 56 years old, he's an alcoholic, he's still trying to figure out why they took Happy Days off the air... ugghhh cat piss!! What do you mean *friend* Murray? You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you. I thought moms we're supposed to be nice, and sweet, and patient. I know loan-sharks that are more forgiving than you. You know what mom? You know what I'm gonna get you next Christmas? A big wooden cross, so every time you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb up and nail yourself to it! "What, you're pulling a gun on me? I'm not afraid of you." "Just calm down, alright?" "You think you can take me? I'm Santa Claus!" *PUNCH* "Great, I just beat up Santa Claus." |
| The Ref |
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| Where The Heart Is |
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Aren't you due back at the labatory to get your bolts tightened? It's Party time. P-A-R-T------Y? Because I gotta! Look ma I'm roadkill! I think he wants to communicate. You're Mr. Nice Guy?! |