"Perhaps the world would be a better place if Prince had grown a small goatee under his bottom lip."

Isaac Shag

Whitbourn and Noffs: Coming Live from the Fallopian tubes.Performed 11th and 12th of August 2000.
A two-man variety show, featuring video, live music and sketches and prizes.

It was a great relief to Whitbourn & Noffs when 90% of the people who promised to turn up to support them actually found themselves too busy to go.If all those who were planning to come had come, the theatre would have certainly be fulled to over-capacity and thus potentially fatal riots could well have errupted!

To those who missed out, some of the highlights will very shortly be avaliable here on this site. At the moment, we have two screensavers avaliable as downloads.


 
Here's to the Small Minded. The latest full-length theatrical piece of writing from the mind of Matthew Noffs, that enigmatic gentleman who brought the world "Cowboy Behave". This time, Matt's creative juices are mixed with those of Caroline Comino, his far better half. Together they have produced a marvel.

Whilst strolling through a unidentified park, Matt and Caz stumbled upon an an old looking chest which contained within portions of a certain script entitled 'Here's to the small minded'. Although yet to be authenticated, Matt and Caz strongly believe that this piece of writing could well have been authored by the hand of Willie Shakespeare himself.

After some serious editing and re-working of some unsatisfactory 2-dimensional characters, Matt and Caz think they have sucessfully salvaged a mediocre piece of Shakespeare and turned it into a modern day theatrical masterpiece.

This is the show that you have been waiting for, go and audition you lafrican!

Auditions are taking place 21-25 Aug. Details

"Angelmen"...
Matt and Cade are currently writing their first serious attempt at writing something serious about a very serious subject matter. Negotiations are currently underway as to the venue where this masterpiece is to be performed. Befitting the troublemakers style of production process, t-shirt and poster designs have already been drafted. However the actual script is still mutating and evolving in their minds and only every so often finding it's way into being expressed on paper.


 

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