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 | "Forget about banking...penguins are far to busy wanking to bother with banking..." Ivot Snook | ||
| Many of you were witnesses to "Penguins Wanky" 
        presented courtesy of Whitbourn & Noffs. Now you have the chance to 
        view the original version, the germ, the catalyst, the seed from which 
        a mighty stalk of humour arose... | |||