Why we Hate Floor

He's boring! A brick would be more entertaing than Trowa!

- He only changes facial expressions about twice in the series! - He only has about 5 lines in the series! - It's not MYSTERIOUS if he has no mystery. . .it's just BORING!

He's a perv!

- He ignores Quatre's affections! And do you know WHY?   He's so dumb that Floor just can't figure out that Quatre has a much bigger harem of the servants than the circus animals! -To cover up for this sick animal obsession, he pretends to be in love with his SISTER, Catherine! Here's a picture for proof!Ê Here -Oh come on, that's also the only reason why he is a clown!

He's butt-ugly!

- That stupid unibanged hair has got to go!Ê Even DOUJINSHI-KA can't make him look semi-decent! I'd rather meet one of Trowa's LIONS than butt-ugly, staring off into space Trowa-Floor-sama!

Note that our "beloved" Floor "sama" shares a, erm, "special bond" with his lions in the series, more closely than any other characters!  It is eSPECIALlly (haha! that's funny) important to note that the lions are the only living things in the series that Floor touches! (And very affectionately, too!)  I probably sound like I've had too much POT (get it? POT! Haha! POWER! AHAHAH!)