| InSaNiTy |
| *jingle jingle* O.O;; Featuring: "Merlock is not Sherlock"--by Merlock. followed by "Violence and cheeseburgers"--by Ami-chan. |
| Uhh.....welcome to the.. Insanity page? But..is it really that insane? Where am I? Where are you? Who are you? Who am I..? O.O Am I asking too many questions? Where's the bathroom? Uhh..well...maybe..somewhere on this page..you will find the answers to questions you never even thought would be asked. Like, for instance, "How do they make it fair for the number of chips in each bag. Do they count each chip out to make sure you all get the same amount in each bag? Or do they just cram them in and measure them hoping you'll have close to the same amount as the previous one? It's a conspiracy I tell you! This is part of their plan to make us their slaves and work us on farms and other plans for our annihilation!!! Watch out..the government is watching YOU, and you never know from where they are watching. Could I be someone from the government? I do not know...maybe I am. And maybe, just maybe I should shut up now..and work on the rest of this page. Have a nice day. O.O |
| Whoa...wow...dude...hello. 'Hello'...what's with that word....it's such a messed up greeting...I mean what EXACTLY does this 'hello' mean? Does anyone really know?! Why? Why do I ask so many questions? WHY WHY WHY?! MWAHAHAHA...YOU ALL SHALL DIE...eventually. I mean face it--peaople who pretend to be immortal on bnet are just cowards afraid of death. Not that to be afraid of death is a bad thing--but FACE IT. We ALL shall die someday...somewhere.(...something o.O) Okay, touchy subject, yes, I know. Let's talk about Feminism, crime, and malice instead! Let's talk about how babies get smothered in plastic bags! Sick, sick, sick people these days. Fine, you wanna laugh? You wanna hear some insane ramblings with some type of purpose other than to make you uncomfortable? Then scroll up, Merlock's a more optimistic person than I am. Err...smurf...whateva. *** Ooooh...I know...you wanna hear about happiness. NO BUNNIES. No flowers...inless they smell pretty. ^.^ I like chocolate too, email me chocolate. No fried chicken, someone told me I was better than fried chicken. I'm not sure what he meant. ^_^; You know what? Life sucks! Inless you're like, high. Then life is like...whoooooaaaa. o.O. (This website does not encourage drug use...inless you're sick and you NEED drugs. I NEED drugs...heh...kidding kidding.) OKay, next subject: dumbasses. We all know one, and some of us even are them! ^_^ Can't live with 'em, can't get a large fry without 'em! (Actually, fast food is good. No insult is intended...but it may be interpretted that way. ;) In fact, I'd like to send out cheers to those fast food workers! My veins feel all clogged just at the thought! Speaking of fast food, I ate a cheeseburger the other day, it was YUMMY. WOW. OKAY, no one cares. T.T How sad and mean. I feel insulted. I can just hear the insults ringing in my head....MAKE THEM STOP, MAKE THEM STOOOOOOOP!!! Ay, gomen all....I'm really tired. (You don't wanna know.) My insanity reached it's peak earlier today. I started laughing at nothing at all. It's like 'there's a wall!! HAHAHAH!!!' 'OMG! A TREE!!! HAHAHAHAH!!!' *** And he clenched his teeth and said; "O che sciagùra d`essere senza coglioni!¹" (translation at the bottom of the page) WAHAHAHAHAHA....that came from a very derranged book. ^_^ *** You know what? I used to think I was funny...but now I am convinced that people are just laughing AT me. In fact, I KNOW they are! T.T Meany-heads...I'll show you....I'll show them all... HAH! I laugh at YOU! HAH HAH HAH! You know what this world needs more of? VIOLENCE! I mean--there's not enough violence on TV these dayz! Just because lil Johnny² (see below) imitated an ENTIRE Teletubies (This site does NOT promoted the use of Teletubies in ANY way whatsoever.) episode DOESN'T MEAN that we can't wack some sense into him! The kids need to be disciplined! *looks behind Herself* AHHH...PUT DOWN THE KNIFE MER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WHAT?! I DIDN'T CALL YOU'RE MOTHER THAT!!! I SWEAR!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Err...I'm gonna go....over.....there. |
| ¹: "O che sciagùra d`essere senza coglioni! A phrase borrowed from Candide by Voltaire which translates to: "Oh, what a misfortune to be without testicles!" ²: lil Johnny...not the REAL Johnny silly! He's eating his banana! |
| Merlock is not Sherlock |
| Violence and Cheeseburgers |