(Talking to his dad from the Oval office)George W.:Daddy you got it for me!!!!!!!! George:Yes son like I promised George W.:Im scared of the big white building,I mean I was just doing this for fun.WAA!!!! George:Be brave my little soldiger. George W.:I will,maybe i'll bomb Kosovo for my first day in office!!! George:Uh...what did they do? George W.:I dont know,i'll look good in front of America though! George:Well ok.... George W.:How about I blow up Cuba!!!!!!! George:NO!!!!!!!!!,well maybe just Castro George W.:K! George:I have to go,bye George W.:BYE! (hangs up the phone).... George W.:(Takes out a beer) George W.:(Thinks.........maybe when im done with this president thing i'll get my dad to make me the pope!!!)-----(Just then Dick Cheney walks in holding his chest) Dick:HELP!!!!!! George W.:WHAT!?!??!?!,Budweiser or Coors?Dont worry i'll help you,I have all the beers! Dick:Hospital..... George W.:Never heard of hospital,I think Bill (Bill Clinton) left some intern around though..need one to strip for you? Dick:Help me,heart....... George W.:Is someone messing with Texas? Dick:No... George W.:If they were,i'd blow 'em up! (Dick falls to the ground and George W. calls his dad again.) George W.:DADDY HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!.................