2.it's really annoying when you Construct strange marks to

your front lawn and claim that they are "UFO landing marks.

3. it's really annoying when you Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now

4. it's really annoying when you Name your dog "Dog."

5. it's really annoying when you Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

6.it's really annoying when you Tell small children that they don't look very promising.

7. it's really annoying when you Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

8.it's really annoying when you ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE

9. it's really annoying when you Ask people what gender they are and what does their first name mean.

10. it's really annoying when you Finish all your sentences with the words "In accordance with the prophecy."

11. it's really annoying when you Wear a lot of cologne and wave your hands for the odour to spread.

12. it's really annoying when you Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "Imaginary friend."

13. it's really annoying when you Rouse your roommate/wife from sleep each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."

14. it's really annoying when you Honk and wave to strangers.

15. it's really annoying when you Deliberately sing songs that will remain playing in your friends brains, such as The Simpsons theme song.

16. it's really annoying when you Get to know a friends bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.

17.it's really annoying when you Sing Christmas carols like "Jingle Bells, Batman smells..." until you get physically exhausted.

18. it's really annoying when you Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A.

19. it's really annoying when you Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

20. it's really annoying when you Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.