First Presidental debate: John(narroator):can you describe your campaign in a short speech? Gore:Can i have two short speechs? Bush:DONT MESS WITH TEXAS! John:No you can not have two short speechs Gore:Woo!,calm down,i didnt mess with Texas,John can you tell him i didnt mess with Texas? John:Govenor Bush i believe Vice President Gore did not mess with Texas John:Well we're almost out of-Gore(cuts him off):I would like to say that with my "lock box" medicare will be protected with a "lock",now one lock will be stored under the press secretarys car,while the other will be carried around by a secret service agent John:Vice President Go-Gore(interrupting):Now you need both keys to open the "lock box" sorta like a shooting a missle out of a submarine. John:Would you like to reply Govenor Bush? Gore:Could i answer for the Govenor? John:No you cannot!,Govenor Bush? Bush:Now about what Gore said,well...i didnt really get what all that was about...i mean what is a lock box?I didnt get that....um...(swigs down a beer).... but i will put medicare away im a "Bottle of rum" and make sure not to drink it,and you will need a cork thingy to open it! Gore:I would like to reply agai-Bush(intterupting)(drunk):DONT MESS WITH TEXAS! John:Well im sorry were out of time,you have to make your short speech,wait,we used so much time that you have to define your campaign in a word,Vice President Gore? Gore:"Lock Box" John:Govenor Bush? Bush:um...... John:Govenor Bush......? Bush:....Ah!....Strategery! John:um...ok.........................,and that ends our Presidental debate for today,please tune in next week when we will have our second.

George Bush as president...