Some of you out there might like to know a little about me. Yes, ME. The creator of this fine website. And here is your chance. This is a page about me. This is a page that consists of my answers to an email survey I filled out on April 2, 1998. Way back in the day. Way back when I was 17 years old and just got my first email account. Oh, the joys... the innocence... the humiliation... Please read and discover the truth about Old-School Trucker Nat and then the truth about New-and-Boring-School Natasha.
For clarification purposes here is the key:
* unbolded text = Old-School Trucker Nat
* bolded text = New-and Boring-School Natasha
Full name:
Natasha Ann
Natasha Ann
Nicknames:
Trucker Nat, Breaker-Breaker, Tash, Nat, Strike Master
Tasha, Tash, Tasha-na, Ho
Birthday:
11-15-80
11-15-80
Zodiac sign:
Scorpio, not that I actually believe in all that
Scorpio and I am in search of a Taurus, Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, or Scorpio
Hair color:
Brown
Brown
Eye color:
Brown
Brown with Purple Spots
Height:
Come on! Do you really expect me to reveal how short I am? Ok, I'm 5'2". Yes, for real.
Well... I'm 5'3" if you round up...
Personality type:
Stubborn, begrudging, but with a heart of gold
A complete paranoid
Siblings and their ages:
1 sister, I won't reveal her name and age to respect her privacy
1 sister, her name is Melody and she's 18
Location:
Minnesota
The Ghetto, aka Minneapolis, MN
Graduation Year:
1999
2003
Future School:
Wild Bill's School of Truck Driving
Once I'm out of Augsburg, I'm never going back to school again
Weirdest hobby:
Reading the phone book
Collecting wooden cocks (chickens, ha!)
Best friends:
Beltless, Leather, PB, Comb, Marty-Hater, 8th Dwarf, Pro, Katie, Butt Jelly, Big Red, GD, Technogirl, the girls who sit by me in band, the people that stand around me in school, and whoever else wants to be
Becky, Heather, Molly, Amanda, Gena, Jon, James, Paula, and Cowboy Dan
Pets and their names:
Abby the black labrador retreiver, Rusty, aka Kitty, Furball, Corgie, the fattest cat on the planet, Robert the oldest goldfish on the planet
Abby the black labrador retreiver, Rusty the fat furry kitty, and Molly's fish Pumpernickle Sasafras the Second, aka Pumpy
Things I like to do:
Go to school! Draw, play guitar, clarinet, and drums, watch people, watch Seinfeld, talk to friends, shop, vacation
Smoke Pot. That's it.
Things I collect:
I used to collect TV Guides until they became a fire hazard, now I learn they are worth at least $10 apeice. Now I collect lots of things: junk for my locker, baseball cards, pictures that would make good art drawings, postcards
Wooden cocks, cocks of other materials, postcards, Elvis paraphenalia, Altoids ads, and Dustin "Screech" Diamond posters
Best advice I've ever received:
Early is on time, on time is late.
Never date a man with bigger boobs than you
Words and Phrases I overuse:
Gettin' jiggy wit it, Geez, Duh (yes I still use that one)
"You guys want some cookies???" "What up dawg???" and "Fucker" -- that one is courtesy of Molly, cuz I didn't swear until I met her
Non-sport game I enjoy:
Minesweepers
Puzzles
Coolest experience in my life:
Kansas City
Road trip to the Forest Lake Wal*Mart, the Plastic House, and stinky White Castle at 12:30 am
Scariest thing I've ever done:
Kansas City
Well... let's just say going to the Plastic House
Fave thing I do in the summer:
Watch talk shows
Work at the Forest Lake Wal*Mart
Fave thing I do in the fall:
School shopping
Quit working at the Forest Lake Wal*Mart
Fave thing I do in the winter:
Figure skate
Drink a lot and wallow in my own self pity... while drinking
Fave thing I do in the spring:
Anything but rake leaves
Get ready to go back to the Forest Lake Wal*Mart
Special skills or talents:
I have the best way of entertaining the little kids at the ice arena. They love me.
I can take pictures of people and make them look like hell no matter how lovely they actually are. Refer to any picture of Peter on this website, he's actually hot.
Character traits I look for most in a Boy:
They have to be a little mysterious in nature, it makes it challenging to learn about them. But sometimes its too challenging, that's why I'm so unlucky at love I guess. They have too be kind and stay away from illegal substances.
Mysteriousness with problems with illegal substances
Fave music:
KQRS, Smashing Pumpkins, Garth Brooks, Trisha Yearwood, The Mavericks, and Bob Dylan
Goo Goo Dolls, Foo Fighters, Smashing Pumpkins, Dave Matthews Band, Bush, and OutKast
Fave Color:
green, followed by orange
Orange, followed by green
Fave food:
ice cream
Gotta go with ice cream
Least fave food:
lumpy potatoes and roast
Marriott Food Services' mini corn dogs, slimy enchiladas, yellow baby carrots, and chicken beak patties
Funniest person I know:
me, then my dad
Molly (she made me write that)
Fave vacation spot:
St. Clair, MN
Ireland
Fave sport:
Figure skating
Sumo wrestling
Fave toy:
Legos
Its a tie -- Legos and Cool Shaving Ken Doll
Fave book:
Jurassic Park
"Elvis and Me" by Priscilla Presley
Fave cartoon character:
Neddy from Judge Parker
Woody from "Toy Story"
Fave Actor:
Jerry Seinfeld
Eric Szmanda who is the DNA guy on "CSI"
Fave movie:
Titanic, I like to follow, not lead
"Shawshank Redemption" or the ever popular "Caveman's Valentine"
Fave animal:
Horse
Can't argue much with that
Fave TV show:
Seinfeld
"ER" and "CSI"
Fave day:
Thursday
Still Thursday!
Fave Month:
November
Still November!
Fave holiday:
Christmas
Still Christmas!
Fave part of the newspaper:
Variety section in Star Tribune, I learn so much its incredible
Variety section in the Star Tribune, I don't learn that much, but it's definately the best
Fave store:
Wal*Mart
Hmmmm.... that's scary
Fave shoes:
Airwalks
Vans! Something different at last!
Fave thing to wear:
Jeans and T-shirt and my brown sweater
Thong and boob tassles
That's it. That was probably the scariest thing I've ever done. I should change my answer now. I am almost the same now as I was 4 years ago... if I would've just posted my Old-School Trucker Nat answers would anyone ever know I didn't write them today? What a deep thought.
That ends Trucker Nat's Old School Bio and Natasha's New-and-Boring-School Bio. I hope you enjoyed it all. Here's a link home so you don't get lost...