kids-stories

Kids Stories

These are the stories the kids made up. They are so cute...
I hope you will get a laugh out of them

POLICE

While taking a routine vandalism report at an
elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl
about six years old. Looking up and down at my
uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I
answered and continued writing the report. "My mother
said if I ever needed help I should ask the police.
Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her.
"Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward
me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

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# 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van
in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment,
my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little
boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back
there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled,
the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the
van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

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ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers
lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my
four-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was
unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances
of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and
wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of
false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for
the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned
and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

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>DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a
party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she
warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."
"And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives
you a headache next morning."

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DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his
church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer
that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently, his
five-year-old son and his playmates had found a
dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be
performed, they had secured a small box and cotton
batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the
disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was
chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he
thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the
Faaaather....and unto the Soonnn....and into the
hole he gooooes."

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SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of
school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her
mother. "I can't read, I can't write - and they
won't let me talk!"