I asked Woody, age 4 1/2, to check my cucumber plants. After looking at them for several seconds, he yelled, "MOM! This isn't cucumbers! It's a pickle plant!"

 
 

 
 

Two year old Joey, after shaking his Daddy's hand as requested, announced with a giggle, "I got booger on you!"

 
 

 
 
 

"How can I be only three, when my feet are growing so tall everyday?"

 

 
 

When 4 year old Andrea heard that Alan Shepard, who had walked on the moon, had died, she said... "Did he fall off?"

 

"Mommy, can I help you change the sheeps on the bed?"

 
 

 

"can i have snakes for breakfast?"

 

After being in trouble came out saying...  "I polygize, I polygize."

 

 

when he hurt himself,  I asked if his back hurt.... he came out with, "Actually my spine is sore."

 

 

When staying somewhere overnite... "how many sleeps till you pick me up?"

 

Trying to explain where food comes from... "cows are made from hamburgers"

 

 

where is my birthday present? "way my burpday pesent?"

 

 
 
 

When seeing the movie, "Kindergarten Cop", Jessica said... "Mom look, it's Arnold Schwartz-n-terminator!"

 

 

When Little Freddie had to go to school on the 2nd day, he told his mom "You mean I have to go AGAIN"!

 
 

One of my co-workers told her five-year-old, Ida, "You behave!".  Ida replied, "I am being-have."

 

 

I repremanded my 3 year old  son, Garrett, one day for coming outside with barefeet,  he replied, "I dont have BEAR feet, I have GARRETT feet"

 

 

My son Jake (4 years) and I were driving on a night of a full moon.  I said "Wow, look at that full moon!" He replied, "He must have ate all his dinner."

 

 

When 2 year old Raymond gets out of the bath tub, he says..."My butts all clean!"

 

 

One day, 3 yr. old Austin, saw a pregnant lady for the first time and asked his mom about it. She said that a baby is growing inside of her belly. However, he only connected belly with food so he asked, "Why did she eat the baby?"

 

 
 

My younger brother, Joey,  was married to his sweetheart last year.  While making wedding plans, Joey and Carrie (Joe's' fiancee), asked that my son Bobby (age 4), be the "ring bearer." Upon hearing the news, Bobby asked his Uncle Joe, "Where am I going to get a Bear suit?"

 

 

My seven year old Luis was told once that he had some Norwegian in him, and one day  he announced to a group if people that he was a "Bulgarian Mexican".

 

 

One morning I handed my 6 year old his toast which was a little on the dark side.  He said "I can't eat that, I'm black toast intolerant."

 

 

I've always told my children not to interrupt when someone is speaking. So when my oldest interrupted my 3 year old, it was announced: "Mommy, Lindsey's erupting!!"

 

 

My son, Josh, is 2 years old and he fell off the chair the other day. After he calmed down he said, "I fly like Buzz!" (from Toy Story)

 

 

My sister in law was visiting from out of state and we planned to go on a train ride through the California Redwoods, when my sister-in-law asked my 3 year old daughter if she had ever been on a train, Summer, (my daughter) replied "I have been potty trained."

 

 
 

When my son "Tanis" was 4, we were taking a walk and I was pointing out different things and telling them the names of it all.  I showed him a man hole in the road. When I told him it was a MAN HOLE, he responded, "No mama it is a Turtle hole, I have never seen a man come out of one, and look at the design on it!!!" (Ninja Turtle)  To this day, he is now 7 years old, he still calls it a "Turtle Hole."

 

My Grandmother (Mimi) died last year, and upon going to the funeral we had to explain to my 3 year old nephew that she lives with Jesus in Heaven now.  My nephew later announced to another relative that his "Great Mimi died and went to live with Jesus in Houston."

 

My sons were visiting with their Grandmother.  While visiting her friends, one commented that my youngest looked like his mother.  Another said the oldest like his grandmother.  My youngest son replied.... "No he doesn't, he don't got cracks in his face."

 
 
 

When I asked my son Courtland, who is now 2 1/2 years old, if he would like to go on the "big potty" like big brother, he said..."No, that's too dangewous."

 

The teacher of a Bible class asked the students to draw a Christian picture. As she watched them, she noticed one little girl was working very hard on her picture... When she asked her what she was drawing, the little girl said, "GOD!!" The teacher then stated that no one knows what GOD looks like!! With this the little girl said, "When I finish this picture they will!!!!!!"

 

At the dinner table my two year old son, Jared, told me that he would like to go to school now.   I told him that you go to school in the morning for starters and he simply replied "Me want to go to school at night Mom."  I  then asked him why at night?  He replied "Because, me sleep in the morning!"

 

My 4 1/2 year-old Madison is curious about God, and she thinks about Him quite often.  She told me today that pink has got to be God's favorite color because even though he made white and black and brown and red people, we all have pink parts.  Most of us have pink lips and gums, we all have pink under our skin, and... most importantly, she says,  "He made pink lipstick!"

 

I was having one of those really bad days where everything just went wrong.  I was driving down the street and my son Joey who was 2 at the time, was driving me crazy with all of his questions,  his favorite word was, "why". Momma why this, and momma why that. I finally told him "Joey if you ask me "why" one more time I am going to punish you. After a few seconds, he looked at me with the most serious look on his face and asked me "how come?" At least he didn't ask why again!

As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3 year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed.  At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out her 2 fingers.  Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy is gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again.  When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong honey?" "Mommy, where's my booger?"