Lost Item: Nice Ass

Last Seen: Cooldown Café Amsterdam

Info: Does This Ass Belong To You?? Please Contact Us...We'd All Like To Have A Piece!!

Extra: Hubba Hubba!!

Lost Item: An Amsterdam Pole

Last Seen: Hanging In Dre' Ass

Info: Please bring some tools to remove it!!

Extra: HURRY!!!!!!

Lost Item: A Bag Of Tampons

Last Seen: In one of our franchises

Info: Please return them A.S.A.P. before our female employees start bleeding on the pizza'!

Extra: This picture taken of the criminal!