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Who is BerenD?? BerenD is the so-called "upperbobo" of chatplaza, but in real life, he's a pathetic asshole. He likes to pretend he is a ruler and ban people that do nothing wrong. As this page will prove, BerenD is nothing more than a sick, twisted dildo with hands and ears. Word has it, that he even has a nose. Eyes do not belong to this creature, otherwise he would've seen that he should not have banned the piss out of some of us. Do we hate BerenD? I believe not. But...by banning two of our employees, BerenD has earned himself an honorable mention on our: "Man, you suck Page". He is the first to be on here, and we are sure that many more will come!! So don't piss us off, Pizza Slut& The G-Clan have no mercy!! So BerenD...unban us and all will be fine again old friend... |
Name: BerenD |
Nicknames: MastruBerenD, BerenDBotje, Upperfag |
Hobbies: Performing oral sex with animals, sucking RedBone's balls, dressing up as Charlie's Angels |
Native Planet: FuckFace-Onia |
Specialty: Removing you with one click on the mouse |
Quote: (As far to our knowledge, BerenD does not speak or reply, he just bans) |
He Has Written: You have to pay me 30 NLG for my tampons and you shall be accepted again until next month when I need 30 NLG again to buy more, so I will just ban you again. |
Former Relationships: Saddam Hoessein, Satan, Chris Rock, Mr. Ed, Slimer from Ghostbuster, Jabba The Hut and Jaap Aap |
Photos: |
Left: BerenD busy with one of his hobbies |
Left: BerenD begging for money...he IS bullshiting us, we all know where the money is going to!! |
Below: We do believe this picture proofs communicating with little children through a webcam! Pervert!! |
Top: THIS is what BerenD buys with the money!! |
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Top: Once a happy couple, BerenD seperated them by banning Stephan (a.k.a. Junk) and leaving Ricky (a.k.a. *Atmos*) alone with his right-hand |