are you a bad girl? the one who gets all the
fellas, smokes a pack a day, and leaves jaws hanging when you walk by? or are
you the timid, ever apologizing loser i am? gosh, i hope there is some cool
middle ground...find out where you rank though
so just how bad are you?
take this quiz to find out.....
1. When a guy you sleep with doesn't call, you figure
a. he wasn't good enough for you anyway.
b. good news! at least he didn't catch your case of herpes!
c. they don't allow men to make phone calls from prison :(
2. Your favorite way to exercise is
a. running to the store to get more ice cream
b. getting up to change the T.V by hand
c. push-up bras and 8 inch heels
3. You express your artistic side by
a. knitting outfits for your puppy
b. trying to master the art of peeing by standing up
c. doing a mass-postering all over town of your ex boyfriend's naked picture
4. During bad sex you
a. make a shopping list for tomorrow's party
b. scream "you have got to be kidding me"
c. get up to sharpen your knife collection and say "i'll be right back"
5. You like leather
a. on animals
b. on motorcycle jackets
c. stretched tightly all over your skin
6. Which of the following do you most identify with?
a. Janet on Three's Company
b. Chrissy on Three's Company
c. Larry on Three's Company
7. When you're really mad, you
a. go for a ride on your ten-speed
b. call ex-friends and hang-up
c. go out and pick a fight with the first 10 people you see
8. You get dates by
a. writing your phone number on the walls of the men's room
b. taking off your shirt in public
c. setting fire to a neighbor's car just so you can meet those cute firemen
9. Your idea of career advancement is
a. getting a job without a required uniform
b. calling up Geraldo to get on his show
c. There is no time for a career, running around cashing bad checks takes all day!
10. What have you done for your body lately?
a. Shaved or dyed your hair
b. Pierced your nipple
c. Krazy glued thumbtacks to your butt and auditioned as a lap-dancer
11. You indulge yourself by
a. soaking in a hot bath for an hour, reading the most recent tradeback paperbooks
b. going home alone, clothes still intact
c. walking up to people in the street and saying "do you think i'm fat? well, do ya?"
12. Your favorite place to make out is
a. a friend's bathroom
b. in a freezer
c. in front of an adoring crowd
13. Your weight-loss program involves
a. cutting your calorie intake in half
b. cutting the age of your boyfriends in half
c. cutting the amount of boyfriends in half
14. Your idea of healthy living includes
a. drinking a Yoo-hoo instead of eating a candy bar
b. smoking cigars instead of cigarettes
c. snorting instead of shooting
15. The person who would best play you in a movie is
a. Jeaneane Garofalo
b. Kathleen Hanna
c. Courtney Love circa 5 years ago
so now write down your answers, and pick one of the following...