Chapter 50

The doorbell rang. "Tsuma??", Goten asked. She opened the door going to say, "I don't feel good today." but a "hi" came out. "So where do ya wanna go out to eat??", he said walking her to a fancy car. "Is this YOUR car?!", she asked. "Heh, no, it's my bro, Gohan's car.". Tsuma sweatdropped, nowonder why Videl was complaining about flying to the supermarket, she thought. "How about that fancy place named Itilio?", she suggested. "Sure."              Goten had manners, Tsuma noticed, that was a good thing. He even seated her down, how sweet. "I'll have one clam linguine", she told the waiter. " I'll have the  Reeto Cla Linguine(Author note** I made up that dish name**) .", he ordered. After he ordered, he whispered to Tsuma, "What did I just order??". "I don't know, but it probably would be tasty.", she replyed. After waiting 20 minutes, their orders came. The waiter had a cart, there was a gross one that Goten joked was something that could make the person who ate it stay in the bathroom for hours and it looked like charcoled road kill on some "funky colored" linguine. Tsuma got a creamy clam linguine when all of a sudden that gross dish was lifted from the cart and placed in front of Goten. "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT??!", he shouted, but then shut up when he noticed everyone was staring. "Sir, that is broiled lamb tongue with beef tongue and liver.", the waiter replyed. "DID THE FAA SAY THIS WAS OK TO EAT??!!?", Goten demanded. "Goten, FAA means Federal Aviation Administration!", Tsuma whispered. Goten blushed, "I mean the uh........." "FDA!", Tsuma whispered. "I mean the FDA!", Goten said quickly. " Sir, do you know what FDA means??", the waiter asked, trying not to sound rude. " Yeah, it means the First Delicious Appitizer!", Goten said trying to hear smart. Tsuma elbowed him, "That means Food and Drug Administration, idiot!".  "Yeah, it means th Food and Drug Administration idiot.", he muttered. The waiter was shocked and Goten said about 15 "sorries". After some debate took it back and gave him a clam linguine instead.  After dinner, Tsuma laughed telling him about the FAA incident at Itilio. Next month-           "I can't believe that Tsuma wants to dance the tango!", Shiroke exclaimed. "I hope she does good, she's up next and it's her first performance!", she continued. Suddently, Tsuma ran to Shiroke, "SHIROKE MY DANCE PARTNER IS SICK!!!!!!! WHAT DO I DO??!", shaking her shoulders. "I know how to dance the tango!", Goten exclaimed. "YOU DO??!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH GOTEN!!!!", she said happily and kissed him quickly on the cheek. "Here you know the Kazapa routine right?", she handed the costume to Goten as he went into the dressing room. "Yeah!" "Great! Intermission is going to end in 20 minutes so we better practice in 10 minutes!",Tsuma said. Goten rushed to Gohan, "GOHAN DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DANCE THE TANGO!!!?????", he said franticlly. "Yeah, why? YOU  LIED TO TSUMA??!!!",Gohan said. Goten quickly covered Gohan's mouth. "Yeah, I did, but do you know the KAZAPA ROUTINE??!!!!" "Yeah, Videl and I know it like the back of our hands!!", Gohan said. "YOU HAVE TO TEACH ME IN 10 MINUTES!!", Goten said trying to seem very dramatic. "Ok sure... just tell Videl to get her ok?"Goten had grabbed Videl and threw her into Gohan's arms in 4 seconds. "Ok.. Videl Goten wants you and me to do the Kazapa rountine ok? " "Ok, sure.", Videl replyed. Goten was remembering quickly and after 2 times he had completely remembered it, and then Tsuma told him to not mess up because she had to cancel the practice because her hairpiece was falling off. She smiled at Goten and then the music came on. Goten was stage frieght, even Chi Chi knew that, so in the back of the theater Goku and her held up pictures of food like doughnuts,crab,etc. But they had a "DO NOT DROOL!!!" sign too. Goten had his arms full holding Tsuma, keeping up with her, kneeling,etc.And he had to have his arms around her for the whole thing. But he forgot some parts and accidently opened his mouth like, "Why are you lunging forward(like kneeling) everyone can see your underwear or something?". And one time he forgot to kneel so Tsuma put her hand on his head and forced him to kneel. Veggi was over backstage cracking up at his "trying-to-make-a-poker-face" expression(you know when the guy and girl go and walk sideways not facing the audience, almost face to face). When they ended, Goten did that famous ending where the girl almost touches the floor with a rose in her mouth. But unfortunely, he dropped her so she was laying on the ground on her side. Tsuma was yelling at Goten loudly and Veggi was cheering her on. After when she went home, she cursed and cursed to the imaginary Goten in front of her.             Shiroke opened the door and saw Goten. "GOTEN! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STANDING OUTSIDE THE DOOR WHEN IT'S RAINING OUTSIDE!?!!", Shiroke asked. Goten was soaking wet, and hurried inside. "WAIT!", Shiroke said, sending a huge cloud around him. His clothes were dry, well, more like hot. "Ok, now you can sit down", she said. "YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!!", Goten pleaded. " No I don't!", Vegeta said sharply walking into the living room. "Nevermind, Vegeta... anyway.. SHIROKE TSUMA IS GOING TO CUT MY HEAD OFF AND GIVE IT TO VEGETA TO MOUNT ON A WALL!!", he said shaking her shoulders. "Calm down... no she isn't, she may be mad but not for long...", Shiroke said in a calm voice. "I wish Tsuma could be like you right now...", Goten sighed, thinking of ways Tsuma could kill him. "ANYWAY, she can't kill you, she's isn't a SSJ yet, so you got the advantage!", Shiroke said trying to cheer him up. Veggi standing by Vegeta, shouted, "AN ADVANTAGE??! PAH! I HOPE THAT WORTHLESS SAIYAN FEMALE KICKS YOU ASS!!!!". "Uh... Veggi, you're a female..", Goten said, sweatdropping. "Oh....", Veggi muttered. "BUT SHE'S THE ONLY SAIYAN FEMALE THAT DESERVES SOME RESPECT, well not as much respect I deserve, BUT YOU KAKKARROT'S BRAT CANNOT INSULT HER!!!!!!!!!", Vegeta roared holding Goten by the collar of his shirt. Shiroke, obviously insulted, elbowed Vegeta in the ribs which made him freeze for half a minute in pain. Vegeta, after shouting numberous curses at her, walked away back to the gravity room, with Veggi following him. "Hey Shiroke, why is Vegeta constantly at your house?? Did Bulma and Vegeta divorce or something??", Goten asked. "No, because Vegeta wouldn't even approve of it, I mean who else except Bulma can cope up with him for over 20 years?? Vegeta just got kicked out of his, I mean her, house.", Shiroke replyed. "I see, but..... TSUMA IS GOING TO AT LEAST TRY TO KILL ME!!!!!", Goten said freaking out. The door opened, and Trunks came home. Goten was so hyped up that he almost knocked Trunks to the ground. "BRO, TSUMA IS GOING TO KIILLLLLL ME!!!!!!!!", Goten said franticlly."Well first, don't call me "BRO", and second, she's not going to kill you.", he replyed closing his umbrella(he just came back from work and he has to look normal not flying around). "Did Shiroke ever kill you??!" "Well, not yet, not that she can----" Shiroke covered his mouth glaring at him and quietly dragged him to the kitchen. After hearing the sound of a metal pan and a  "OW!!", they both returned but Trunks was holding the side of his head. They both advised him to go back to Tsuma's house and SAY SORRY, sincerly, even buy her a dozen roses(which Trunks did alot of times). At Ground Zero--             Tsuma opened the door,  Goten was there closing his eyes shut muttering some type of prayer when she opened the door. When he realized she was staring at him he quickly gave her a dozen roses and a SINCERE "SORRY". She forgave him and forced herself to welcome him in. When he left her house he went straight to Shiroke's saying how much a sucess it was. He even said how he suspected that Tsuma had a crush on him, but when he returned(he lives in Tsuma's house), Tsuma kicked him out because he walked in with muddy shoes and stepped on a floor she just cleaned.

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