| Parenting class |
| Aubrey: Hi! My name is Aubrey and I'll be your instructor today! Now today we have a new member today: Vegeta with his 4 year old son, Trunks! I know you both will have a great learning experience and hopefully be a better parent. Vegeta: Damn baka.... Trunks: Daddy she's baka too? Aubrey: Now first we will practice holding your child in a loving way, first hold him or her in your arms and have their neck rest over your shoulder. Now Vegeta why don't you demonstrate? Vegeta: Damn baka! Come on brat stop squirming on the stupid floor. Vegeta throws Trunks too hard and Trunks crashes through a table Aubrey: OMG! SOMEONE CALL 911! VEGETA GO TO YOUR CHILD AND HELP HIM!!! Vegeta: Why should I? He can help himself! I am the prince of all saiyans not a low class human like you! Trunks emerges from the broken table and Aubrey rushes to Trunks. Aubrey: You poor child! Are you hurt?? Trunks: No you baka woman!! I can wake(meant to say take) care of myself! Vegeta was quite happy with Trunks learning something useful from him. Aubrey: Excuse me? Vegeta you should not bring up your child with such language!!!Now Vegeta how do YOU hold Trunks? Vegeta: Ok... I'll show you*grins evilly*Brat, come here! Grabs Trunks under his arm holding his neck while Trunks is getting smashed under Vegeta's grip. Aubrey: That is a horrible way to hold your 4 year old!! It's great that you and your son signed up for this-------- Vegeta: I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS CLASS YOU IDIOTIC WOMAN!!! HIS STUPID MOM SIGNED ME UP!!!!!!! Aubrey: *pretending not to hear that* Now, Vegeta what would you do if Trunks could not sleep at night? Vegeta: Simple. Knock him uncouncious. Aubrey:*horrified* Well, you should sing him a song or tell him a story. Vegeta: Sure than, now Trunks did I tell you the story of how the world's prince will kill his arch enemy named Kakkarrot? Trunks: No dada... tell me, you very strong da----- Aubrey: Vegeta tell Trunks a more better story, how about a story with a better plot. Vegeta: Brat, listen up, there was this very great godly prince who was getting beaten by this low class warrior named Kakkarrot. Now, one day the godly prince went up to Kakkorrot, only to be beaten. Kakkarott's stupid friends prevented the prince from killing Kakkarrot. Yes, the prince never killed Kakkarott yet. But when he has the chance, the prince will KILL THAT BASTARD AND BEHEAD HIM TO----------- Aubrey: VEGETA THAT IS NO STORY!! Do you want your son to grow up to be arrogant without fears and no one to turn to??! Vegeta: Yes..... After 20 minutes: Vegeta: YOU IDIOT!! I'LL TEACH YOU TO ORDER THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS!!! HUGE KI BLAST IS FIRED AT AUBREY AND THE FACALITY Trunks:*claps* HAHAHA! Vegeta: Well, brat, no one is going to order me around, so I guess I gotta teach you baka, even when you're older. HAHAHA! You will beat Kakkarrot's brat, Gohan, one day!! The son of the saiyan prince will manage to beat Kakkarrot's family one day!! And with that Vegeta flew out holding Trunks like a bag of rice over his shoulder back to Capsule Corp, not knowing he learned something that day. |