08.25.00--   Puzzled about the punchline?  Ron Jeremy is a porn star who, as I am told, is "hung like a paint can."     What better name for a robot who mounts the opposition and then pounds them to death with a large, pneumatic rod?  :D

Gah, packing sucks.  At least I'll be getting my ethernet back.  Woot!

-Michelle

the promise of a kiss
of something more than this...