[Bri-ON]--Ahhhh!! Damn it!! Soooo freaken hard!! Oh dear God!!
[Kei]--Shuuut up stupid!! Stop writing so much letters to God! gezzzz... Bri-ON, grow up! If you like S_____ S___ then TELL her. When you see her, just say, "IF I CAN REARRANGE THE ALPHABET, I WILL PUT 'I' and 'U' CLOSER TOGETHER!" But most importantly, remember to tell her that you are one of the...
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[Kei]--我識得個人佢姓豬，
佢造人私宿又鬼鼠。
係人背後講事非又要彼人知，
真係大頭無腦又白痴。
[戴妃]--Tony係隻COLOUR LUPINE!
[Kei]--That's right! He BAIN us all! That BALEFUL LUPINE!
[龍貓]--It's so LACHRYMOSE!
[炒好蜆]--你o地colour blind o架
[戴妃]--(細細聲同Kei講) 究竟佢知唔知 COLOUR LUPINE = COLOUR WOLF = 色狼?!
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[笨蛋]--Bri-ON，你好o野!!!你重識輕友!!以後都冇friend做啦!!!
[Bri-ON]--Shut up! I don't give a damn. Who do you think you are?! Who needs you when I've got S_____ S___!!!
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[cookie monster]--.........
[Kei]--Hey Llody llody go go go!
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[Ricky]--Mr. P! Mr. P! I FINISH my homework!
[Mr. Platzer]--It's finish-ED!
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[土生]--errr..err...你呢..errr.. err...
[Kei]--err乜鬼o者？
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[水哥]--再生緣好睇呀！戴妃同Bri-ON打交重好睇呀！
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[老細]--o里o的係table tennis份內o既事!
[水哥]--你o地原來有o的o野唔同我講 o架! I feel so left out!
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[水哥]--阿妹! 你份birthday present清我袋呀! 我原本想住夾兩蚊架! 現在, 比多五,六倍o羅!
[戴妃]--What can you get for two bucks?
[水哥]--我無o西錢出街啦﹗以後﹐你要請我吃飯!
[戴妃]--你係o米真係o甘窮呀?
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[水哥]--有人話關心妍醜樣o羅!
[Kei]--佢又真幾醜樣o既!
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[水哥]--我阿妹好中國化o家,個樣同性格都係!
[Rest of the Gang]你唔係呀馬! 好似得你一個人o甘think o羅! 你阿妹好似係中法混血兒o黎o架o和﹗仲有呀﹐佢 o的personality 邊忽似中國人呀﹖
[水哥]--我都無講過!
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[#7個aaron]--Woo... I am a Sunshine Boy! I am hansome! I like myself very much!
[Kei]--Yea right you Sunshine Ass. If Bri-ON is there you will lose for sure!
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[Jake]--Hi I am Jake. I am happy to sit beside J_______ Y__!! ^.^
[Bri-ON]--You... you... you are not Jake you are Jack the Jackass. You stole my J_______ Y__!! Ahhhhh dear God help me punish that pervert!!!
[Jake]--But it's all your own fault. You didn't even try asking her out!!
[Bri-ON]--Oh well, I'm all over with her now. You can have her for as long as you want because I have S_____ S___ now!!! YEAH!!!
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[戴妃]--打交！打交!
[Bri-ON]--Ok, let's fight!
[龍貓]--變態o架！
[水哥]--o華！正呀！有o野睇。
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[Gracy姐]--下次去街記得叫o賣我呀。
[Kei]--唔係我唔想o羅，但係你個電話成日o都唔通，o甘點叫o賣你呀？
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[Doris]--Ahhhhhhh... 暴龍好靚仔呀!
[Kei]--err...暴龍？鍾意你呀哥o個個呀？佢係女哦，唔係仔呀。
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[Betz]--燒雞翼，我鍾意食。幾時有得BBQ呀？
[Kei]--冇啦！戴妃都唔比我o地再去皇宮，邊道有得燒哦。It's all Diana's fault!
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[肥share]--瘦Ken，唔好再叫我做肥share啦！
[Kei]--o甘你就唔好食o甘多甜o耶啦！
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[聖女]--講真，Brian真係好似個Sunshine Boy呀!
[Bri-ON]--Oh dear God, NO!
[龍貓]--o緊係啦，佢而咖叫"Bri-ON"啊馬。係佢個新Français名哩o架！好唔好聽呀？
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[樹熊]--哈哈哈。哈哈哈。哈哈哈。
[Ripper]--變態o架！
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[Ripper]--What do you want from me?
[龍貓]--Nothing... Okkkkkkkkk...
[Ripper]--What kinda friend are you?
[Kei]--A BAD ONE!!!
[Ripper]--o車... You SUCK!!!
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[Naomi]--Hey am I ugly? Did they say something bad about me?
[Kei]--O come on Ann, don't be soooo sensitive.
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[何小姐]-- 你小心o的呀！！！o的o耶會整襯你o架！你就好啦讀o甘少，記到人o地個頭都爆啦。o野...好衰o架整到人o地個頭亂曬啦
[戴妃]--收聲啦，婆婆嗎嗎，o支o支吒吒，o必哩吧啦，正咖難茶渣。成個女人 o甘，真係麻煩呀！
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[MF]--Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo. (用高低音講）我好靚咖，#7係我個男朋友o黎o架。 佢係個Sunshine Boy, 而我係個陽光少女。我地係唔係好o親呢?
[Kei]--o華！！我都未見過o的o甘唔知醜 o既女人o架。人o地已經有女朋友o架啦。你反省o下啦。
[MF]--KEN, YOU ARE THE ONE WHO 要 CHANGE LOR!
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[元元]--唔係哩！我係一定o岩o架。
[Kei]--元元呀！你唔好成日都要贏啦。你會冇乜朋友o架。
[元元]--哩個唔係個問題呀。
[Kei]--o甘個問題係乜呀？
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[艾以達-奧林寶加]--(budging in) Hey Ms. Lim! May I talk to you for a minute?
[Doris]--Okkkkkkkkkkk... 遲來先上岸o羅...
[MIL]--(after awhile) Hey guys!! I think you all did the right thing!
[艾以達-奧林寶加]--Yeah yeah...
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[影螢]--Hey Mr. Brand I finished all my homework!
[牌子先生]--Then do the evens!
[影螢]--I did them too.
[牌子先生]--Stop being a "know it all"!
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[表妹's]--表哥!
[戴妃]--真係麻煩呀!
[炒好蜆]--艾o也! 我幾時o黎o左o甘多艾o也表妹o架!
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[Leaker-Beaker]--Hey Lou! Hey Vesna!
[太太先生]--Hey Laurie!
[蘇聯雞]--Class, say hi to Ms. Leaker-Beaker
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[MIL]--This is BOSCO, our head coach. And this is JENNY, our alumni coach. She won a bronze medal before. I am so proud of her! (Walks off)
[查娃娃]--哇! 佢當我透明o架!
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[JuJu]--你知唔知肥-K有個細路o架?
[龍貓]--係o羊? 邊個呀?
[肥-K]--唔好啦﹐佢都唔係!
