By: Chibi Chipmunk

Rating: PG (I think so atleast). Leaning on PG-13.

Pairing: 1x5/5x1, implied 1x2/2x1, and implied possible 1x2x5 in the future

Archive: Sure, if you want it. Just email me and tell me where it’ll be so I can gloat.

Website: www.blood-red-fog.cjb.net

A/N: Hehehe... This was the first yaoi thing I ever wrote. Very old, it is.

Duo: Watcha Doing?
Wufei: *ignores him*
Duo: Huh?
Duo: Huh?
Duo: Huh?
Wufei: *annoyed* I was trying to read!
Duo: ooooooooooh! Cool!
Wufei: yes, yes it is.
Duo: Wanna Watch TV?
Wufei: There’s nothing on.
Duo: *turns on TV*
Wufei: *raises eyebrow* You watch Tellitubbies?
Duo: *changes channel* No, I watch ACTION MAN! *singing* Action Man, the greatest hero of them all!
Wufei: Go rent a movie for Nataku’s sake!
Duo: Ok! But you’re coming with me!
Wufei: *gives up* Fine, fine
Duo: YAY!!! *yells* Hey guys! Wufei and me are gonna go rent a movie, wanna come?!
Heero: Sure.
Quatre: I wanna come too!
Trowa: *nods*
Narrator: At the Video Rental Place
Jack: (the video rental place guy) hey! How can we help you today?
Heero: We want a movie.
Jack: Okay. What kind of movie do you guy want?
Duo: Something funny!
Quatre: Romantic!
Wufei: A movie with lots of martial arts. And justice.
Heero: A movie about war.
Trowa: *hand gestures to Quatre*
Quatre: Trowa wants a silent movie
Jack: Well, you guy just decide what you want and call me over when you need my help.
Heero: WAR!
Duo: HUMOR!
Trowa: *hand gestures* SILENT!
Wufei: MARTIAL ARTS AND JUSTICE!
Quatre: *screaming* I SAID, WE ARE GOING TO WATCH A ROMANCE MOVIE.
All: *freaked out* Okay Quatre... What ever you say
Quatre: *calls Jack* We have decided! Romance!
Jack: Well, our romance section is in the back. Feel free to look a round.
Narrator: A couple of seconds later in the romance section
Quatre: *looking around*
Wufei: *standing with his arms crossed*
Heero: *scowling*
Trowa: *arms crossed*
Duo: *something catches his eye* HEY GUYS! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!
Heero: *bored* What is it?
Duo: I found porn! And guess who’s on the cover?!
Heero: *bored* Who?
Duo: Wufei!
All (except for Wufei): *rush over to Duo*
Quatre: We are SOOOO going to rent this movie!
Duo: I wanna see it too!
Heero: ... I will watch as well...
Trowa: *hand gestures* Lets watch it.
Wufei: Uh-uh! We are NOT going to watch that movie!
Narrator: 2 minutes later at the checkout counter
Quatre: Well take this one *slides the movie over the counter*
Jack: Okay then. That’ll cost you 3 bucks if you return it by this time tomorrow.
Quatre: Thank you!!
Narrator: Back home at the mansion, 15 minutes later.
Duo: *puts video in VCR* Let the fun begin!
Quatre: *evil laughter* BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Wufei: *sweatdrop*
*movie begins*
Trowa: *hand gestures* *surprised* Hey, Heero’s in this too!
Heero: *sweatdrop*
(In the movie)
Heero: *to Wufei* I don’t like those pants you’re wearing.
Wufei: *takes pants off* Is that better?
Heero: *growls* Yes! *takes clothes off*
Wufei: *takes clothes off*
Both: *screwing each other senseless*
(back in real life)
Heero: *turns TV off* I think you guys have seen enough.
Wufei: More than enough.
Duo: But I want more!
Quatre: Me too!
Trowa: *hand gestures* Don’t leave ME out!
Wufei: *blood begins trickling from nose*
Heero: *runs over to Wufei* *to others* Now see what you guys have done! *hugs Wufei*
All: *surprised*
Duo: Heero?
Heero: Sorry Duo, but I love Wufei as well as you.
Duo: So do I!
Wufei: *blood begins gushing out of nose*
Quatre: *faints*
Trowa: *grins* *carries Quatre to their bedroom*(the little hentai)
Heero: *to Duo* Get away from MY Wufei!
Duo: He’s MINE!
Heero: Mine!
Duo: Mine!
Heero: *grabs Wufei* My Wu!
Duo: *grabs Wufei* MY Wu!
Wufei: *screams* You guys are hurting me!
Duo: Sorry...
Heero: Sorry...
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Duo: *to Heero and Wufei* So...Do you guys wanna have a three-some?

-END?-

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