Adhesive is Not a Lube

Author: Cheerycheesehead (shounenai1x2@hotmail.com)

Archive: Corruption Headquarters (http://www.angelfire.com/gundam/cherrycheesehead)

Rating: NC-17

Pairing: 2x5

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Duo waltzed into the safehouse, everyone but Wufei and himself were on a mission. He was going to take advantage of this. He had just came back from Radioshack® after getting some parts for the stereo that had been 'accidently' broken in his room. While there he had found lube, this amazed him. Why the hell they sold it there was beyond his comprehension. It was a type he'd never used before, lube gel it was called. Wicked thoughts ran through his head when he spotted it, and he rushed home. Proceeding on to the other's room he opened the door and found him fresh from the shower wearing only a towel. "I got a new type of lube!" he said startling the other.

"And you want to try it out."

"No, just wanted to tell you." Duo said very seriously. He loved playing hard to get, even if he wasn't that great at it.

"Okay," Wufei was not going to let Duo win.

"Okay you win" Staring at his lover in a towel, still damp was to much for him to handle. Wufei quickly pressed him down on the bed. "No." Duo shook his head and Wufei looked down bewildered. "I got the lube, I get you for once." Wufei rolled over muttering something about how it was an injustice. Duo took great advantage of this privilege. He placed kisses all along the front of his 'possession' for the night. He licked the cock in front of him, feeling it get harder. After enough of this pleasureful torture to drive his partner mad, he grabbed for the new lube and applied it to his fingers. He began preparing the waiting entrance and when he had to fingers in he stopped momentarily. Duo shifted Wufei's body to make it easier for him to enter. He tried to resume the scissoring motion, but couldn't get his fingers to move. "What the fuck" he couldn't pull them out either. "I can't move my finger!" he screams and Wufei panics.

"What the hell do you mean you can't move your fingers?"

"They're stuck" They panic again and Duo yanks away, but then cries in pain. "My finger"

"Give me the bottle of lube, maybe we just need more." Duo hands it to Wufei who decides to read aloud the instructions printed on it. "A liquid adhesive, easy to get in hard to reach cracks. Will keep together what you need, and won't disintegrate and loosen. Non-Toxic and Non- Corrosive." Realizing what he just read he screams. "Duo you baka, adhesive is not a lube! How the hell could you put adhesive on your fingers!"

"The bottle says lube! And be happy its non-toxic"

"Don't you read what it says first!"

"Yelling at me will not help the situation!"

"I don't care! How are we supposed to get out of this situation! Tell me that, you got us in it now you get us out."

"We could go to the doctor."

"How the hell are we supposed to get to the doctor's."

"Don't know"