Clever dogs

Two man were speaking about their dogs. "My Spot's the cleverest dog I've even seen,"

one of them said. "He switches on the telly and watches it, then switches it off!"

"That isn't news to me," the other man said. "I've known it for a long time, actually."

"Really? And who told you?" "My Patch!" was the answer.

The dog fidelity

I remember a case in my life. There was 3 years ago at the end of December in center of city Saint Petersburg. Was a strong frost. On the road to my work I have seen a dog. She lay on snow and was cold and inanimate. She was Spaniel. I have taken her on hands, placed under my overcoat and brought on a work. I was afraid of she'll ill, but she has appeared as a healthy dog. Coworkers helped on giving announcements about found dog. Our man of watch is the lonely man. He was walking with her and has attached her by full heart. Master appeared at the very eve of New Year. He was very drunk then and policeman's car has taken him away. And his dog was waiting him at the same place more than a full night. I was very glad that the dog has found the owner. It was regretted only that he not best of the people as could lose dog but for his dog he is the most favourite in any case. Seems this New Year was happiest in my life.