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Aromatic Grass Adventure (aka, 'AIM is never a good idea when you're on a sugar high) This is a weird little RP-type thing that resulted from me getting .hack//INFECTION, and me and Flyingpaperbag talking to each other on IM at midnight....enjoy! Flyingpaperbag24:
*feeds Elk the grass so his brain gets more drugged up* This guy
is.....groovy... Kazzy: Ooh, let's stuff the grass up his groovy! Flyingpaperbag24:
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....................... Kazzy: ahhh! I mean nose! His nose! Sorry, I was reading 'groovy' when I was typing! Flyingpaperbag24: oh......LOL......*sticks grass up his nose* Elk: *faints from too much drugs* Flyingpaperbag24:
@.@ I think he does this on a regular basis...let's get him to a support
group! *lifts Elk above her head and warrior-style carries him to a
support group for young drug addicts* Elk: hello, my name is elk, and i'm addicted to aromatic grass.. Other people: I wanna try that.... Leader:
THIS IS A SUPPORT GROUP! SUPPORT EACH OTHER! SAY NO TO DRUGS! *cursing* Other people: Oh yeah... Elk: Here, I brought some! *other people jump him and steal his aromatic grass* Leader: *steals the grass and burns it, creating an aromatic fire* *people dance ritualistically around the aromatic fire* Leader: *throws burning grass outside of window and makes support group watch gruesome video about using drugs, enough to make people vomit* *Elk pulls out some more aromatic grass, people steal it again* ELK: NOOOO! That was MINE! LEADER: *sighs* You're missing the whole point of the support group... Leader: Elk...surrender your grass…. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! Others: O.O;; scary, duuuuuude. *drugged from the grass* Elk: *pulls out weapon, he's not drugged because people stole his grass* Leader:
5URR3nder +3H gR455, eLK! Flyingpaperbag24:
*from hiding spot* 1 @M l33t! PH3@R ME!
Leader:
i 4M L33T! h@h4h@! Kazzy: *watches as L33T-fire is exchanged* Flyingpaperbag24:
i A|\/| +3|-| L33T! Leader:
1'|\/| 4|)V4|\|CED, t0o! Kazzy: *gets out a bowl of popcorn and some soda* Elk and others: This is better than drugs! *elk grabs popcorn and munches* Elk: Hey, watch out Leader Dude! Flyingpaperbag24:
ph34R |\/|y ULTi|\/|4+ELy @n|\|oYI|\|G l3e+ P4P3rb@G M4lLEt!
Leader: *runs screaming* Flyingpaperbag24:
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*whole crowd gasps* Elk:
HE HAS TRICKED US! *pulls aromatic grass out of Leader's pocket* DECIVER!!!! Flyingpaperbag24:
1 4M TH3 l3E+ o|\|e, +EH |\/|Ig|-|+Y m1G|-|tY l33+ 0|\|E...A|\|D 1 kNOw
yOuR Ul+I|\/|@TE phE4R....|-|4c| *elk is still running around screaming, 'DECIVER!!!'* Leader: |-|oW 4M 1 @ |)3C13\/3r? Flyingpaperbag24: 3lk...Y0u |\|Eed 53RiOu5 therAPy Elk: HE has the grass! He has the - oooh! *is distracted by something shiny* Flyingpaperbag24:
\/\/E |\|E3|) RE1NF0rc3M3n+s! *Elk
runs up to Flyingpaperbag24* Elk: Look at my shiny thing! Flyingpaperbag24:
*pokes it* it is l33t! Elk: I WANNA EAT IT! *eats shiny thing, blows up, is mysteriously resurrected* Flyingpaperbag24:
*thwaps elk* bad...dude! Elk:
*is stunned* *long pause* I wanna do that again!
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