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Kazzy: *connecting to....the world* Flyingpaperbag24: Welcome to compuserve! Kazzy: No, it's ‘the world, damnit! Bojangles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Flyingpaperbag24: COMPUSAERVE! Um.... Kazzy: *covers ears* Flyingpaperbag24: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! *pokes* Bojangles: I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED MORE TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE! Kazzy: *whispers to paperbag* you SURE you have the right guy? Flyingpaperbag24: Well, at least in my records... Bojangles: CHA KAH BUNGA! Flyingpaperbag24: *checks records* RECORD! Kazzy: This is Bojangles? Bojangles: YOU THREATEN CORNHOLIO? Kazzy: Yes. Flyingpaperbag24: THIS IS BOJANGLES! *pokes* Bojangles: *Holds up Deserteagle handguns* DIE BIZATCH! Kazzy: *puts up anti-weirdo shield* BWA! Beat that! Flyingpaperbag24: *pokes Bojangles with a stick* Kazzy: well, that works too Bojangles: *Grabs stick, whacks Paperbag* Kazzy: then again it doesn't Flyingpaperbag24: *keeps poking* Bojangles: I love Rei Ayanami... Flyingpaperbag24: Rei Ayanami fanboy bojangles! Kazzy: *hands him Rei plushies* Bojangles: *Huggles Rei plushies* Bojangles: Subaru, I like her too.. Flyingpaperbag24: KITE'S ON DRUGS! Bojangles: Ooh. Kazzy: *pulls out Aromatic Grass, attracting elk* Flyingpaperbag24: WH00T! Flyingpaperbag24: *pokes bojangles* Bojangles: *Cringes* Elk: *ignoring all this, sniffing his grass* Balmung: Heh. *Taking snooters* Flyingpaperbag24: AHHHHHHHH! BALMUNG!!!!!!!! *gets out hippie glasses and banjo* Elk: *hands Balmung aromatic grass* Try it, it's much better! Balmung: What is this?! *Grabs sword* HAYABUSA! *Slashes at Elk* *Elk shrieks girlishly* Flyingpaperbag24: BAD BALMUNG! *plays banjo* Bojangles: O.o; Kazzy: *cracks up* Bojangles: Hm. *Checks his list of Anime Bishoujos* Kazzy: well, if you're doing that.....*checks her list of anime bishounen* Flyingpaperbag24: Gardenia......WHY NOT MISTRAL?!?!?! Bojangles: I hate Elk.. Kazzy: Mistral's squeaky. Flyingpaperbag24: Elk is on drugs. Kazzy: Elk is cool. Bojangles: Mistral is alright. Kazzy: SQUEAKY!!!! Flyingpaperbag24: HE'S ON DRUGS! Kazzy: Anyway....*checks list again* I like Spike's....Shoes. Kazzy: *dances* Bojangles: I hate Asuka, Hate Misato...Hmmm... Kazzy: oh, paperbag....that reminds me, I just finished the Asuka the Black Knight Movie... Flyingpaperbag24: YAY! Kazzy: too bad you're not here, I could have shown it to ya Bojangles: Eh? Kazzy: Monty Python Parody... Kazzy: HAVE AT YOU! Bojangles: O.o; Flyingpaperbag24 what happened to your "oro?" Bojangles: Oro! Kazzy: Kenshin!. Silvereyes807: *Runs off to the machine gun store* Flyingpaperbag24: I GOT POCKY! Kazzy: *steals pocky* Not anymore! Kazzy: for I am....THE CRAZY POCKY GIRL! Silvereyes807: *shoots the said crazy pocky girl* Kazzy: *dead* Silvereyes807: I KILL ALLL!!! Flyingpaperbag24: AHHHHHHHHH! *hides behind bojangles* Silvereyes807: HAHAHAHAA!!!! Flyingpaperbag24: YOU'RE GUN MAN! DO SOMETTHING! Bojangles: *Blocks Bullets with Katana* Flyingpaperbag24: YAY! Kazzy: *still dead* Silvereyes807: *runs off for bigger gun* Flyingpaperbag24: *cling* THANK YOU, Bojangles! Bojangles: Ama Kakeru Ryu no Hirameki!! *Slashes at everyone* Flyingpaperbag24: *hides* Kazzy: *giggling* Bojangles: O.o; Silvereyes807: *drives up with an army tank* *meanwhile, Elk and Balmung are in a storage room smoking stuff like hippies* Balmung: Heeee. Elk: Yo man....*dazed* Silvereyes807: *aims at the Elk-thing* Flyingpaperbag24: *yay!!!!! *shoots pockygirl* Kazzy: *uses elk as shield* Kazzy: *various heavy objects are hurled at her* Kazzy: *Elk dies too* Iloveanime456: *chucks toaster ovens at everyone* Kazzy: WHA HA HA HA-*clunk* Kazzy: *dead* Kazzy: *DEAD* Flyingpaperbag24: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Bojangles: *Takes Batou-Jutsu stance* SOU RYU SEN! *Slashes at Kite with Sword and Sheath* Kazzy: *dead* where did Kite come from? Flyingpaperbag24: The underworld? Kazzy: *pokes kite with a pointy thing* Die, you infernal poophead! Silvereyes807: Kite must die like the man he isn’t!!! Kite: AIEEEEEE!! *Split in half* Would anyone happen to have any duck tape? Silvereyes807: *pounces on Kite with a butter knife* Kazzy: *hands kite a duck* Bojangles: *Cringes in corner* Iloveanime456: *goes over to bojangels* Iloveanime456: its ok were not all that bad just hyper Kazzy: AH! THERE IS THE DEMON! *pokes bojangles with an very large stick* Bojangles: AH!! *Cries* Kazzy: my great-great-great grandfather was a hooker! Kazzy: *falls on floor laughing for no reason* Flyingpaperbag24: *pokes bojangles* Kazzy: *helps in the poking of the bojangles* Bojangles: ...? Kazzy: *suddenly, somewhere, a squirrel explodes* Flyingpaperbag24: HELLO! *poke* Silvereyes807: *also pokes*. Flyingpaperbag24: *steals banjo from Kite and dances around singing* Bojangles: You people scare me. Silvereyes807: *runs away laughing like a madman* Kazzy: I know, but it's not enough Flyingpaperbag24: Bojangles? *poke* Flyingpaperbag24: .hack//SIGN 6 is evil.....Tsukasa and Subaru...TALK! Kazzy: ahh, the talking, no not the TALKING! Kazzy: *sings to the tune of .hack//SIGN theme* How come I must know...where my pants ne-he-ed to go? |
