Why you shouldn't eat too much pecan pie: first, you eat some, you think it's too sweet, but you don't want to throw all hte delicious stuff away (guilt), so you eat it all. You eat the rest of it, then eat all the sweet sauce it contains that you can salvage (obsession). Then you have a tummy ache (pain). Then you run around singing in korean stuff that you don't even understand (mild case of rabies). You turn your music up very loud and scream "we are the future!!!!!" and assume upright star position as the HOT song plays (complusive behavior). Then your brother closes his door saying slowly, "oh my GOD... oh my freaking GOD.. NO MORE PIES FOR HER..." (people deny you any more pie). Then you collapse in a tired heap on your bed (exhaustion). That concludes my report on eating too much pecan pie. Have a safe life, everyone!!!



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