If you're travelling the North Country, fair
On you're way to the Pearl Jam show
Please remember me to a couple you see there
Wish them good luck with the first RM baby
From little no-where towns they met on the board
For a moment of destiny coming this fall
And if you see them leave during the first encore break
Please see that they have a free bathroom stall
Please see for me if she's ovulating
And if he's looking horny, a glint in his eye
Please see for me if they've brought the camcorder
We need a way to remember this nigh'
I'm wondering if they'll think of us at all
And if in the background this song will play
In the darkness of the night
And on repeat all the next day
Listen close in the hotel corridor
Knock every door before you walk in
You might hear the sound of Schlitz screamin' loud
"Kevin please give me more skin!"
So if you're travelling the North Country, fair
You see a guy bent double, an' a lady all aglow
Well shake him by the hand and give her a kiss
Congratulate them on the first RM baby