A Little Math
Just in case you have forgotten your unit equivalencies and need a refresher course...
- Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi
- 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
- 1 millionth of a mouthwash? = 1 microscope
- Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
- Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
- Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour? = Knot furlong
- 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
- Half of a large intestine? = 1 semicolon
- 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
- Basic unit of laryngitis? = 1 hoarsepower
- Shortest distance between two jokes? = A straight line
- 453.6 graham crackers? = 1 pound cake
- 1 million-million microphones? = 1 megaphone
- 1 million bicycles? = 2 megacycles.
- 365.25 days? = 1 unicycle
- 2000 mockingbirds? = 2 kilomockingbirds
- 10 cards? = 1 decacards
- 1 kilogram of falling figs? = 1 Fig Newton
- 1000 milliliters of wet socks? = 1 literhosen.
- 1 millionth of a fish? = 1 microfiche
- 1 trillion pins? = 1 terrapin
- 10 rations? = 1 decoration
- 100 rations? = 1 C-ration.
- 2 monograms? = 1 diagram
- 8 nickels? = 2 paradigms
- 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University Hospital? = 1 I.V. League