BUMPER STICKERS WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO SEE

• Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
• Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,
• The proctologist called ...they found your head.
• Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
• Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
• Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
• I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
• WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
• Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
• Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
• Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
• Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
• If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself
• Hang up and drive!!

And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!

Welcome to America ...now speak English