BUMPER STICKERS WE ALL WOULD LIKE TO SEE
Contributed by site visitor.
- Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks you are an ass.
- Impotence...Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings,
- The proctologist called ...they found your head.
- Everyone has a photographic memory ...some just don't have any film.
- Save your breath...You'll need it to blow up your date.
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
- I used to have a handle on life...but it broke off.
- WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
- Guys...just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one
- Some people just don't know how to drive... I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
- Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating His animal friends.
- Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.
- If you can read this...I can slam on my brakes and sue you
- Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
- Try not to let your mind wander...It is too small and fragile to be out by itself
- Hang up and drive!!
And The Number One Bumper Sticker you'd Like To See!!
Welcome to America ...now speak English
"Life isnt like a box of chocolates...its more like a jar of jalapenos.
What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow. "