The Good Guyz:

TTSA,The Real Will,The Fake Will,Roman,God,Masta J, and Introducing...MUSH!

The Bad Guyz:

Osama Bin Laden,The Ji-Had,Al Queda,Brainwashed George Bush Senior,Scott Pauls

Rated NC-17-Adult Language,Violence,Drug Use,Adult Content

*The Scene starts out in the Sa Land Computer store where TTSA is searching for a new computer with The Real and Fake Will.*

TTSA: Damn dawgs, looks like all of these are peices of shit

The Real Will: Computers are stupid.

The Fake Will: Hey look scrap metal

*The Fake WIll kicks it and Scott Pauls comes out from behind a corner*

Scott Pauls: You inconsiderate person you just kicked the newest computer, that's going to cost you 10,0900.

TTSA: Bullshit he just wants to jew ya down.

*An old jewish guy comes outta nowhere*

Jewish guy: Hey damnit that's an insult

TTSA: Wouldn't want to jew ya down right Grandpa?

Jewish Guy: You're a disgrace!

TTSA: Shut up

*The Jewish guy leaves in peace*

TTSA: Good, he's gone

Scott Pauls: Where's my money?

TTSA: Fuck you...

Scott Pauls: I'll get them back for this..

The Fake Will: You can't find shit? Fuck this let's go...

The Real Will: I gotta agree with the Fake version of me

*They leave and go to the mall where they find Masta J selling weed*

Masta J: Come on pay this nigga...

TTSA: Anyone buying?

Masta J: NOt the fuck yet!

Poor Person: I'll take some for free

Masta J: Fuck you this is for real customers!

*Masta J punches the poor guy and he falls on his back*

TTSA: You really gotta be better wit 'dese peeps

Masta J: Fuck you TTSA, I do shit my own way.

TTSA: Shit I be hungry as a muthafucka

Masta J: Eat these

*Masta J hands TTSA a box of dog biscuits*

TTSA: What the hell? You be rippin' off Lethal Weapon 3

Masta J: Just eat them and shuddup

TTSA: Aight

*TTSA starts eating them*

The Real Will: You all fucked up. I need to go get my supplies

TTSA: From who?

The Real Will: Some guy named Mush

TTSA: The Mush?

The Real Will: Uh, I guess..

TTSA: That bitch gave me my first joint

Masta J: What were you 1?

TTSA: Shut the fuck up man

*They walk on and the scene cuts to the bad guys which are hiding out in their base named "Allah 1"*

Bin Laden: You all listen to Uncle Laddy

The Ji-Had: Yeah?

Bin Laden: What the hell is this? Ji-Had is more than one person.

The Ji-Had: Take it or leave it.

Bin Laden: Ahh fuck it, listen here. We gotta take down these guys. Our main weapon is being developed by Scott Pauls.

*The Camera cuts to Scott Pauls which is on a Mac*

The Ji-Had: What kinda weapon is this?

Bin Laden: This super weapon is Weapon of Mass Destruction

The Ji-Had: What's that?

Bin Laden: I don't know but it sounds bad

The Ji-Had: Close enough. Who the hell are we going to kill?

Bin Laden: We kill US! They are Satan! No one can stop us now.

*The camera comes back to TTSA,The Fake Will,The Real Will, and Masta J. They are in the basement of the mall*

TTSA: What the hell is this shit?

*Mush comes out form the shadows*

Mush: The Real Will, You need your supplies..

*Mush hands THe Real Will a pipe*

TTSA: What the hell is that shit?

The Real Will: I gotta medical condition

*The Real Will blows into the pipe*

TTSA: What the fuck, that's it? You gotta asthma or some dumb shit?

The Real Will: I don't know but I know I like blowing into this pipe

TTSA: This is fucked up.

*TTSA's cell phone rings to the tune of Homies by ICP*

TTSA: What the hell, I swear to god I got that shit fixed! Hello?

God: Damnit TTSA. I got another assignment for you and your fellows.

TTSA: Goddamit, when the hell am I going to get a vacation?

God: Not now. We got Bin Laden and his crooks making a superweapon down in Afghanistan

TTSA: Shitty Shit Shit!

God: Get your ass to Afghanistan now!

TTSA: Isn't that bitch Inferno going to help us?

God: He's on his vacation.

TTSA: He gets a vacation and I don't?! What the hell!

*God hangs up*

TTSA: God hung up on me.

Mush: Motherfuckerz, you guys are the ones that are always going around and kicking ass. I want to help.

TTSA: There are no spots open sorry.

The Fake Will: You can't deny him like that

TTSA: What the hell are you doing here?

*TTSA makes The Fake Will dissapear*

The Real Will: How did you do that shit? You can make anyone dissapear?

TTSA: He was really annoying. Okay damnit, Mush can go with us. We gotta go get Roman.

*TTSA,The Real Will,Masta J, and Mush go the Electronics store in the mall. They see Roman playing video games with his brother Reese*

Reese: Roman your a lesbian.

Roman: Shut up Reese.

TTSA: Roman get your ass over here we got a mission

Roman: My Mom said I had to watch Reese damnit.

TTSA: It don't matter we need you.

Roman: Whatever. Reese don't go anywhere

TTSA: Don't worry about him. It's not like anyone will take him

*They walk off and a strange man walks up to Reese*

Strange Man: Hey kid you want Candy?

Reese: Yeah.

Strange Man: come with me.

Reese: Okay

*Reese gets in the car with the man never to be seen again. TTSA and the gang get to a an alley*

TTSA: Okay here we go. Let's go to Afghanistan.

Masta J: What the hell are you doing man? Why don't we take the plane?

The Real Will: Remember we're banned from the airport

TTSA: Masta J you stupid ass.

Roman: How the hell are we going to Afghanistan in an alley?

Masta J: Roman said something that made sense!

TTSA: Listen here damnit. Let's go in here..

*They step into a door that leads into a dark and dusty room with a fireplace*

TTSA: Okay jump into the FIreplace

Masta J: Damnit! Now we're ripping off Harry Potter.

TTSA: Shut up and do it

*They all jump in and magically get transported to Afghanistan*

TTSA: Where the hell are we?

Mush: We be in a TV Station

Masta J: It's the Al-Jazeera TV Station

TV Guy: It TTSA, get over here and do commerical.

TTSA: What the fuc..

*TTSA is pulled over to do a commerical for Weedies*

TV Guy: Okay TTSA you say Weedies is good for you

TTSA: This shit got THC in it? You fuckerz are real pot heads around here.

TV Guy: Okay you say it.

TTSA: Weedies is very healthy and will not hurt your child at all.

TV Guy: Good job, now you leave

Masta J: Don't you feel bad about lying, now all those childrens will be addicted to that horrible cereal

TTSA: I don't care, I like weed.

Mush: There it is, I see my favorite TV Show star!

THe Real Will: Who be dat?

Mush: NIGGERBOY!

TTSA: The Fuck?

*Mush walks up to "Niggerboy"*

Mush: I'm your niggerst, i mean biggest fan.

Bad version of Mickey Mouse: What the fuck?

TTSA: Oh god, Mush is higher 'n hell. He don't know what the fuck is going on again..

*THe Real Will pulls over Mush*

The Real Will: You forget to take your medicine again?

Mush: Oh yeah, here's my medicine

*Mush takes out a needle*

The Real Will: What the hell?! Not that kinda medicine you burnout, goddamn dawg.

*The Real Will takes the needle away form Mush*

Mush: The other medicine I threw out

TTSA: This guy total stoner, they're no hope for him Will.

Masta J: I think we should be listening to God and getting this damn job done. This place real fucked up beyond words.

*They walk out of the TV Station and find a market man*

Market Man: You come here, you buy secret asain vase for 40 dolla!

TTSA: Let me check this shit out

*TTSA picks up the vase and see the label that it was made from Fisher Price*

TTSA: What the fuck, this shit plastic too. No wonder you ain't shit.

Market Man: No, you got bad idea of me

*TTSA snaps his fingers and the man grabs his throat as dollar bills disperse out of his mouth. They walk on as in the background you can see Masta J picking up the money that came out of the man's mouth*

TTSA: Quit trying to hide that you took that money. You cheap as Hell Masta.

Masta J: It not my fault, a nigga gotta make a living

*The scene cuts to Scott Pauls and Bin Laden*

Bin Laden: Uncle Laddy ask you question Scotts. You almost done with our weapon?

Scott Pauls: Almost Uncle. You know this isn't easy

*It shows that Scott is playing the ATV Safety Game*

Scott Pauls: I almost have all the badges for the trails..oops. I mean I almost have it done..

Bin Laden: This better be good Scotty.

*The scene goes back to the good guys. They are at the gate of "Allah 1"*

TTSA: This be easy watch

*TTSA knocks on the gate*

Muslim: yes, is this Allah?

TTSA: Fo real, now let Allah in.

Muslim: You no sound like Allah

TTSA: Shit this ain't gonna work. I gotta plan.

*The scene goes back to the bad guys*

Bin Laden: Anyone want to play game?

Random Muslim: What we play Uncle Laddy?

Bin Laden: We play Muslim Suicide Game!

Random Muslim: What that?

Bin Laden: It be the Afghany version of Shoots and Ladders. You see but in this verison you want to go down the shoots or into the restaurants and departments stores and you blow them up, boom!

Random Muslim: Yay!

*The scene goes back to TTSA and they guys*

TTSA: Okay it's done! This will be great. Now get in the back of this thing

*They get in the back of the huge Star and drive up to the gate. TTSA has the megaphone and points it through the hole in the star*

The Star of Allah or TTSA: Yeah let me in! I am the great spirit of Allah!

Muslim: Shit it be Allah, I let in, I let in!

*They let the gate open and the huge star drives in. Everyone gets out with Machine guns and kills most of the muslims. TTSA sets some on fire.*

The Real Will: Damn Jay where you learn to shoot like dat?

Masta J: Conflict Desert Storm

*They enter into the palace*

Bin Laden: These guys that fucked up Adolf's plan!

*Al Queda comes out but TTSA lights them all on fire. Bin Laden kicks TTSA in the nutz and the rest back away while Mush "transforms*

Mush: I am turning into..NIGGERBOY!

*Mush turns into a black guy and grabs Bin Laden and breaks him in half literally*

The Real Will: Holy shit!

*Scott Pauls appears*

Scott Pauls: Behold, the secret Weapon!

*George Bush Senior comes out*

Bush: I whoop your ass..

TTSA: Damnit you guys, we can touch him. He's a former president.

*Out of nowhere comes Bill Clinton the current president*

Bill Clinton: Fuck you!!!

*Bill Clinton breaks open into Bush's skull and pulls out his brains*

TTSA: Shit!

Scott Pauls: Shit, Run away!

*TTSA grabs a hold of Scott Pauls and picks up his Mac Computer and smashes it over the head of him, the electric shock kills him instantly*

Masta J: Damn our work is done.

*Before Masta J can say another word. Bin Laden's body comes together.*

Bin Laden: Uncle Laddy has a confession to make, I am the son of.....

Bin Laden: DAVID!

*Bin Laden pulls down his pants revealing the pussie*

Masta J: But who's the father???

TTSA: I don't think we'll ever find out..

*TTSA grabs Bin Laden and tears his lungs out*

TTSA: That's it. It's over..

*The Scene ends...*

*This has been a TTSA shit Production*

Creator of 1000 Acre Woodz and Writer of the series: Tyler Johnson