Fright Night
TTSA: Cut the goddamn music! Cut it! That's right, we got TTSA here in Chicago!
Crowd cheers
TTSA: Yeah, yeah. I got something special going on tonight, you can see in the ring we have a portable shitter. Now I am going to do something that I have been waiting to do for a long time. I am going to literally shit on this Triple Crown Title, because I hate the JCW and I do what I want!
TTSA takes the title into the bathroom and shuts the door putting the occupied setting on the door which gives a little laugh. TTSA sits in as Inferno rushes into the ring and pushes over the bathroom. TTSA gets out covered in shit.
TTSA: Goddamnit! Fucken hell! I'm covered in shit! Ahhh fuck! Inferno If you were somebody else I would fuck you up right here, right now goddamnit!
By this time Inferno is laughing his ass off in the ring. TTSA has a very pissed look on his face as he slides out of the ring and goes to the back to get cleaned up. Inferno gets out of the ring laughing. The camera cuts to Kat and Terry Funk the hosts of JCW Fright Night.
Kat: Welcome to Fright Night Niggs. I am your host, Kat along with The Drunk man, Mr. Terry Funk. Homeboy just got covered in shit, what you think 'bout that Terry?
Terry Funk: That's some funny shit right there, literally funny shit. TTSA got what he had coming for wanting to shit on that peice of history and for God's sakes, the title is his anyways. What a way to kick off the show tonight here in the United Center in Chicago Illnois. Welcome fans to the show again, tonight we have a Lion's Den match for 3 ranks World,Triple Crown, and Television. But three more matches come with the price of admission and worth watching they are, first off a Casket Match pitting Vampiro against the newcomer Nytemair. Also on hand we have an Electric Barbed Wire Cage Match, a very rare match here in the JCW and may I say very dangerous. The competitors in that match will be Ronald Jones and Sting. And also a Barbed Wire Ladder Match, Krazy Vs. William Regal. That match should be great, tonight is going to be a great show and I am glad you all are here watching it, thank you all. Kat, I think you have something you want to do before we go any further.
Kat: Tonight I have the second installment of the Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood, this is going to be great. People had a lot to say about the JCW because I caught some guys in Applebee's with a Dead Pool shirts on.
The Camera cuts to some guys sitting at a table waiting for their food. Kat comes up and starts to ask them questions.
Kat: Sup homies? What ya'll think about the JCW?
Guy 1: Oh that wrestling show? I watched that once, I'm just wearing this shirt that's my friends so I don't know a lot about it.
The Kat walks away mumbling something coherent to "Goddamnit". The camera goes back to Terry Funk and Kat.
Terry Funk: Kat? You seriously call that shit success with the segment?
Kat: I thought it was a lot better than last week, damnit that was great compared to last week.
Terry Funk: Ummm..yeah I guess. O....K.. then, let's just get on with the show. Coming up is our first match of the night, William Regal going up against Krazy in a Barbed Wire Ladder Match.
A Real Man's Man plays and Regal comes out staring at the ladder which is placed in the walkway near the ring. Regal looks at it and then climbs on the steps and whipes his feet before getting in the ring. He waits for his oppenent Krazy.
Thug Willin' plays and Krazy comes out spraying Faygo soda all over the place to the crowd. He gets in the ring and smashes the bottle over the head of Regal, the bell rings and the match has started
Krazy slaps Regal in the face and then kicks him in the stomach and gives him a neckbreaker on the glass of the bottle. Regal is bleeding all over his face as Krazy stomps a mudhole in him. He picks up Regal and sends him out of the ring, Krazy follows as he slides out of the ring using the bottom rope. Krazy picks up the barbed wire Ladder and drops it in the ribs of Regal, he screams out in pain as he rolls around, Krazy goes for another hit with the ladder but Regal rolls out of the ring. Krazy puts the ladder into the ring, Regal gets up and kicks Krazy and then shoves him back first into the ring repeatedly. Regal picks up Krazy into a powerslam position and then rolls him into the ring. Regal grabs a chair and slides into the ring, he slams the chair on Krazy's back and he screams out in pain. Regal waves to the crowd and gets booed. Regal goes into the ropes and comes back with a flying knee drop, Krazy holds his face and Regal picks him up and lays in some punches to the face, he gets back into the corner and then gets a huge clothesline from Regal, Krazy drops down in the corner on his ass. Regal stomps down on Krazy and picks up the ladder, he sets it up and starts to climb, Krazy gets up and pulls Regal down by the tights. Krazy gives a leg drop to Regal and then sets the ladder in the corner, Krazy picks up Regal and whips him into the corner *SMASH* Regal's back is bloody as the barbed wire sinks in. Regal holds his back and Krazy picks up the ladder and sets it down near Regal. Krazy picks up Regal and gives him a Downward Spiral on the ladder!!
Krazy picks up the ladder and sets it up over Regal. Krazy starts to climb and gets far before Regal pushes the ladder down using his leg power. Krazy gets knocked down as the ladder topples over him. Regal picks up the ladder and sets it up in the middle of the ring, he climbs up avoiding the barbed wire, Krazy gets up and climbs on the other side, Krazy shoves Regal's face down on the barbed wire. Regal seems shaken up as more blood drips off of his face. Regal then pokes Krazy in the eyes and shoves him down to the mat. Regal steps up another rung and grabs the marker declaring him the winner of the Ladder Match! Regal wins!
Terry Funk: What a match! Your winner being William Regal there, great preformance by both wrestlers but the real brutal action is up next, an Electric Barbed Wire Cage Match...
Before Terry can say anymore Superstar by Saliva plays and Ronald Jones comes out with Chole Jones, he gets in the ring promptly with a referee.
Ronald Jones: That son of a bitch pussy Sting didn't show up tonight so Ref count the son of a bitch out.
Referee: 1....2....3....4....5...6.....7.....8....9...10! Ring the bell, your winner tonight is Ronald Jones.
Ronald Jones: Goddamn right but Ref, I'm sorry you're the only other man in this ring and I need to kick someone's ass tonight so good luck with this.
Ronald grabs the Referee by the head and locks him up in a front chin lock, Ronald backs up into the turnbuckle and executes a Ronald Ache right on the Ref's ass!
Ronald Jones: Hell yeah motherfucker! I just kicked his ass, man that feels good. Sting, you see that could be you but your dumbass didn't show up so I'm going to get my win and we'll settle this later in the Cage!
Kat: What's up with that nigg? He just can't go around hurting the people of his choice. That's a ref, but fuck it. Let's have a drink Terry.
Terry Funk: Goddamnit Kat, why do you tourment me with that shit, you know i'm trying to quit drinking. But fuck it, hand over the bottle.
Kat: Here ya go.
Funk takes a big drink and then yells out "Wooooo!". Kat takes over knowing what giong on.
The camera quickly cuts to the locker room where Vampiro walks out patting Taz on the shoulder, Shane Douglas bumps into Taz..
Taz: What the fuck?
Shane Douglas: Sorry man, I didn't see you, just forget about it man. Let it slide..
Taz picks up Shane's TV Title and hits him over the head, Shane backs up and falls on the door, laying outside of the Dead Pool Locker room, when Shane looks up he sees Inferno. Inferno pulls Shane up by the throat and throws him backwards upside into the wall, the wall breaks and Shane ends up in Julio's Locker room.
Julio Estrella: What the fuck?!
Inferno looks at Julio and he runs out through the hole in the wall. Inferno picks up Shane and repeatedly punches him in the face over and over and over again hitting the nose and mouth clearly. Inferno throws Shane over a table, Shane gets up and Inferno grabs his head across the table and hits a MELTDOWN through the table. Inferno leaves Shane laying in Julio's locker room. The camera goes back to Kat, and Drunk Funk, which is literally drunk.
Kat: What was Taz's problem? But it doesn't matter! Yeah, Terry's drunk again motherfuckers! Up next we got that evil fuckin' casket match with that sum bitch Nytemair going against the man Vampiro! This should be sick as shit nickars!
Take It by ICP plays and Vampiro comes out with the casket, he has written Nytemair on the front in what looks like blood. He gets in the ring and opens the casket while laughing.
Hell's Forecast also by ICP hits and Nytemair comes out racing down to the ring, Vampiro and him battle with punches, the bell rings.
Vampiro tries pushing in Nytemair but he blocks it with an elbow to the sternum. Nytemair tosses Vampiro into the ropes and throws Vampiro up and then catches him in the air with an X-Factor. Nytemair goes into the ropes and comes back with an elbow dropped onto Vampiro. Vampiro uses the ropes and gets up, he runs at Nytemair and blasts him with a Spinning RoundHouse Kick. Vampiro picks up Nytemair and lays in some nice well extended jabs to the face, Vampiro swings Nytemair into the ropes and gives him a huge Superkick to the chin. Vampiro picks up the casket and slams it on the head of Nytemair while he's down. Vampiro opens the casket and tries rolling in Nytemair but he gets up and knees Vampiro and puts him on his shoulders and drops him with a Spicolli Driver(Death Valley Driver) Nytemair gets on the second turnbuckle and jumps off hitting Vampiro with an elbow to the throat, nice precision too. Nytemair opens up the casket and tries rolling in Vampiro but he grabs Nytemair by the throat, Vampiro gets kicked in the NutZ by Nytemair, Nytemair throws Vampiro into the turnbuckle and starts choking him with his boot. Vampiro shoves his boot away and hits Nytemair up with a spinning heel kick. Vampiro gets on the top rope and waits for him to get up, Nytemair gets on his knees and scrambles over to the turnbuckle tripping Vampiro, Vampiro lands on his NutZ and flips over into the ring. Vampiro slowly gets up holding his groin area, Nytemair big boots down Vampiro. Nytemair slides outside the ring and picks up a trashcan from under the ring. Nytemair slides into the ring and smashes it over the head of Vampiro which was up on his feet. Nytemair places the trashcan on Vampiro's head and then stomps on it, muliating the Trash Can and Vampiro's head. Nytemair kicks off the trash can revealing Vampiro's head being bloody. Vampiro hits Nytemair below the belt, Nytemair staggers around having that feeling, well you know if you're a guy what i'm talkin' about. Vampiro slides outta the ring and grabs a chair, he slides back in going to hit Nytemair but instead it ends back in his face with another boot being taken into affect courtesy of Nytemair. Nytemair picks up Vampiro by the throat and chokes him not stopping for nothing, Vampiro grabs Nytemair's throat and then uses his leg strength to get a Hurricanrana on the big man(Nytemair)! Vampiro slowly gets on the top turnbuckle, Nytemair slowly gets to his feet dazed and confused. Vampiro comes off the top rope trying for the Vampiro Spike but Nytemair takes the Casket and Vampiro smacks his face into the casket bouncing off onto the mat. Vampiro lay on the ground holding his face, Nytemair sees this an opportunity picking up Vampiro and hitting a Manhattan Drop, Nytemair whips Vampiro into the ropes hard and then hits the BAD DREAM! He drags Vampiro's limp body into the casket and is about to shut the door when Vampiro lifts his leg up keeping the door open, Vampiro then kicks Nytemair in the face and rolls out the casket with the door shutting. Vampiro trips Nytemair up and gives him a siccors sweep which sees Nytemair knocking his head into the casket. Vampiro then kips up on his feet and uses all of his strength to get in the Back To the Graveyard but Nytemair reverses it landing on his feet. Nytemair grabs the topes smiling, he turns around and freakishly Vampiro is standing there, Vampiro kicks him in the gut and gives him a FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN INTO THE COFFIN! Vampiro frantically shuts the coffin! YOUR WINNER VAMPIRO!
Terry Funk: VAMPIRO WINS FINALLY! Awesome match and preformance, one of the best of the night but we have the main event up next Kat! Again I'll say it, Kat finally it's time tonight for the main event here on Fright Night! Tonight we bring to you the first ever in JCW since I can remember from watching, a Lion's Den Match. A most brutal match fought inside of a UFC looking like cage, only way to win is to make your oppenent submit or by knockout. By far one of the most dangerous matches ever constructed with the Lion's Den, as dangerous as a back street brawl. I, Terry Funk, have modified some of the rules of this match, number one, any competitor before hand can bring in any weapon of choice excluding a knife or handgun, or any type of those weapons. The match can be fought any where in the arena but the referees will stay on guard for any submission or knockout above you or if you choose to climb out of the Lion's Den, they will be monitoring for any of those type of things. You may call this match the Extreme Lion's Den Match or whatever but it's one of the most dangerous matches I have ever set up and due to this each of the wrestlers before hand have signed waivers incase they get hurt horribly, excluding me or any JCW Offical of blame or cost of medical bills up front. Without any further adue, here we go with this main event tonight. I will hand it down to our new pernament ring announcer in the middle of the Lion's Den for main event and after this show any other week, Mr. Tony Sutton.
Tony Sutton: Ladies and Gentleman welcome to the main bout tonight from the Union Center in Chicago, USA. It is a Lion's Den Match scheduled for one submission/knockout.
The bell rings as By My Side by Three Doors Down plays.
Tony Sutton: Making his way down to the Lion's Den weighing in at 210 pounds and at a towering 6'1, Highflier!
Highflier poses in the entryway along with a chair and Kendo Stick, then turns down to the Den, walks in and rolls posing in the Lion's Den.
Kat: I'm telling ya Nickars out there, this match is going to be awesome. Me and Funk been talkin' 'bout this all day, that and the Eatin' Good in the Neighborhood segment but mostly this match, so buckle down goddamnit because this shit gone a be off 'na hook fo' shizzle my mofo'in nizzel.
Walk Into Thy Light by ICP(Vampiro's old music) hits and Julio Estrella walks out from behind that famous black curtain with a 2X4 and Ladder, he jumps as he poses in the walkway, white silver pyros blast up and he continues on to the Lion's Den.
Tony Sutton: Also making his way to the Lion's Den weighing in at 264 pounds at 6'6, the six time JCwF TV Champion, Julio Estrella!
Julio gets in the Lion's Den located near the entry way and is meant with a dropkick from Highflier. Julio immediantly drops the 2X4 and Ladder, Highflier picks up the chair and knocks it over the head of him hard, again and again, 3 chair shots resulting with Julio being layed out on the mat. Highflier picks Julio up and Julio fights with lefts and right, laying in a super kick to the side of Highflier's face. Highflier gets up from all fours and gives a running kitchen sink type of move to Julio. Julio is pulled to his feet by the hair and then Highflier picks up the Ladder and shoves it into the ribs of Julio. He then picks up the Kendo Stick and hits Julio two times and then finally gives a heaving blow to the head which splits it in two. Highflier hits a snap suplex and then starts putting the stomps to Julio. Highflier climbs slowly to the top of the Den pushing the referee away. Julio gets up and races out of the way *SLAM* Highflier smacks the mat missing a cross body, he holds his ribs and abdomen as Julio regains composure. Julio gets up and drops a leg across the back of Highflier's Head. Julio starts to climb the cage as Highflier gets to his feet, and Julio comes crashing off the cage wall with a missle dropkick that brings Highflier to say hi with the mat again. Highflier is brought to the mat after a while, Julio gives Highflier a huge DDT into the floor. Julio grabs a hold of the ladder and sets it down vertically on the edge of the Den which has a nice lengthy edge. Julio climbs to the top and sets up the ladder, he looks at Highflier, still down. He climbs to the top of the ladder that is on the edge of the Lion's Den! He is about to come off when Highflier pushes the ladder!!! Julio soars into the air and lands on a guard rail back first.
The ladder is broken pretty severely, Highflier gets up on top of the Den and comes off with a Dropkick that drags Julio down to the concrete floor. Highflier and Julio drag themselves up and Highflier takes Julio by the head and smashes it into the steel mesh. Highflier gets into the ring and Julio follows slowly. Highflier sees Julio soar into the air again and come down catching him with a Headsiccors! Julio starts with the submission process with breaking down Highflier's arms with knees to the forearm. Julio then applies an arm bar, he goes into it full force pulling back with all of his might. Highflier gets to his knees, he jumps up and kicks down Julio releasing the hold. Highflier picks up the 2X4 and puts it on his shoulder, Julio gets up and Highflier swings it around his direction *CRACK* Julio's skull is meant with wood. Highflier sees an opportunity so he bends down and puts in a Mexican Surfboard Stretch, Julio screams as it is put in tight and securely. Highflier sees Julio not tapping and gets pretty tense himself so he lets go of him and he goes crashing into the steel cage face first. Highflier goes on the attack some more putting Julio on the cage, he locks his feet into the mesh and pulls back with a mexican surfboard stretch again, Highflier putting all of his strength in dispite his knee. Highflier isn't going to let go this time, Julio tries to escape using the edge of the top, trying to pull himself up but no avail. The referees call for the bell as Julio spits up blood and taps on the steel over and over again. Your winner...Highflier!
Kat: Like I said Drunk a Dunk Funk! Awesome fucking match, you see that shit Funk? That was off da hook, I really meant it was going to be spectacular and look it was!
Terry Funk: Damn right Kat, it was awesome. We have to go, for Kat I am Terry Funk. See ya'll back here next week for Fright Night!