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tim's page

TIM'S PAGE

an attempt at making a reasonably good page

(in black and white, with a little blue, without frames)


What's on this page?

  1. Photos: Family pics, Vacation pics, Humorous pics, whatever my space allows me to put up
  2. Documents: Written Stuff to share with others
  3. Jokes: Corny, Lame or Just Good, these are jokes that i've heard around..
  4. Links: The stuff i've been doing recently

intro: i'm waiting to go into national service now, so i've got 3 months to spend. i've tried working for a few ppl, finished one or two projects, right now i'm working on a database for a company. it's on microsoft access, and i haven't touched access for 5 years already.

because i'll need these skills later in life, i'm also spending some time brushing up on my computer skills. typing speed(currently about 95wpm), access, powerpoint(which i can't remember how to use!), html, photoshop.. so once in a while, you'll see my practicework on this page.. pls laugh at home only :Þ

oh yeah, i'm learning driving as well, so maybe the next time we meet up i can drive you around (it's quite safe c",). but only if i pass, that is. *grin*


Jokes


a duck waddles into a restaurant and asks the waiter, "do you have any duck food?" the waiter replies, "no we don't have any food for you" so the duck waddles out. a few minutes later he waddles in again, "do you have any duck food?" the waiter replies, "i already told you, we don't have any duck food!" the duck waddles out. again he comes in and asks, "have you any duck food?" furious, the waiter says, "i told you we don't have any duck food! if you come back one more time i'll nail you to the ground so you can't waddle around anymore!" the duck waddles out. the next day the duck waddles in again and asks, "do you have any nails?" the angry waiter says, "no we have no nails either!" so the duck asks, "do you have any duck food?"


URLS: my links